Hoorah!

I thought this is why they made phones waterproof.

What do you mean? I'm posting this from heaven. It's really nice up here, but I guess not too many people actually got raptured.

They can't get LLMs to reliably write code that even compiles, but somehow parents are expected to trust parental controls implemented on chatbot platforms. Hm.

"What would you use to communicate if they banned strongly encrypted messaging platforms?"

"A strongly encrypted messaging platform."

If you're still counting, you're doing it wrong.

Any node_modules folder from 2025 contains enough spaghetti and cruft to kill a dev in 1989.

Good. I know you won't stop at only biometric privacy.

I'm starting to get what he meant by getting sick of winning.

"You're lucky you didn't get laid off."

If only someone could do something beyond post about it. Maybe we need to get this in front of legislators. Maybe even a Senator.

That sounds about right. But don't forget, software development is dead as a career now because of LLMs, right?

How bad does your password manager product have to be that you can get away with killing it?

If I get on a call with an AI interviewer, my only task will immediately become to waste as many of the company's resources as possible and/or see if I can exploit the "reviewer". AI has a place in the recruitment process, but it absolutely isn't conducting the damn interview.

Now do all the companies that use Chinese-made components in their devices next.

Is there a "right" directory to run `rm -rf /` from?

What was so bad about keepass?