e.g. Spudly
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These vapid little epistles keep backing up in me and if I don't release them they will burst out making the Johnstown flood look like a small dog piddling on Mt. Denali.
Football player Alan Ameche known as "the Iron Horse" disintered himself today to present tRUMP with his Heisman Trophy from 1954. "He's a greater sportsman than me, far greater, nobody better than him ever. He earned it, he deserves it. Greatest in history. I only wish it were real gold."
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Football player Alan Ameche known as "the Iron Horse" disintered himself today to present tRUMP with his Heisman Trophy from 1954. "He's a greater sportsman than me, far greater, nobody better than him ever. He earned it, he deserves it. Greatest in history. I only wish it were real gold."
It's gonna be Queen Skank and her toy boy consort, King Shitzalot the First from here on out so get used to it..
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's gonna be Queen Skank and her toy boy consort, King Shitzalot the First from here on out so get used to it..
IT's working. tRump is threatening enough wars across the globe to push Epstein off the front page. Focus, focus, focus people. Impeach, convict, incarcerate and then and only then worry about correcting the small stuff.
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
IT's working. tRump is threatening enough wars across the globe to push Epstein off the front page. Focus, focus, focus people. Impeach, convict, incarcerate and then and only then worry about correcting the small stuff.
We all know that our Shiny Oleo Oligarch is too dumb to be the captain of this Duck Boat of State so who is that has their hands on the oars? Is it Putin, Miller, Belial, the Metropolitan of Constantinople, Musk?
What's your guess?
What's your guess?
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We all know that our Shiny Oleo Oligarch is too dumb to be the captain of this Duck Boat of State so who is that has their hands on the oars? Is it Putin, Miller, Belial, the Metropolitan of Constantinople, Musk?
What's your guess?
What's your guess?
The latest White House XO directs that Martin Luther King day has been renamed and is now Donald J. Trump King day. This was done to eliminate too much wokeness and disrespect coming from those uppity c****.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The latest White House XO directs that Martin Luther King day has been renamed and is now Donald J. Trump King day. This was done to eliminate too much wokeness and disrespect coming from those uppity c****.
Our piggy possum has sent XO's to the state governors instructing them to each commission two statues of trump for display in the National Statuary Hall. The statues are to display notable trump achievements i.e. peace, letters, dance, athletics, oratory etc. cast in bronze and heavily gold plated.
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Our piggy possum has sent XO's to the state governors instructing them to each commission two statues of trump for display in the National Statuary Hall. The statues are to display notable trump achievements i.e. peace, letters, dance, athletics, oratory etc. cast in bronze and heavily gold plated.
Rumor on the street is that donOLD has gotten so repulsive to the gentle gender that his only recourse is flogging the flaccid frankfurter. Many many people also report that his narcissism is out of control to the point that he uses gold leaf and not Kleenex which he sticks to the wall afterward.
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Rumor on the street is that donOLD has gotten so repulsive to the gentle gender that his only recourse is flogging the flaccid frankfurter. Many many people also report that his narcissism is out of control to the point that he uses gold leaf and not Kleenex which he sticks to the wall afterward.
Did you see our greedy little piggy looser defeated in trying to open a velvet presentation box to besmirch María Corina Machado's Peace medallion? Must have been hard for him because of his piggy little cloven hands.
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Did you see our greedy little piggy looser defeated in trying to open a velvet presentation box to besmirch María Corina Machado's Peace medallion? Must have been hard for him because of his piggy little cloven hands.
You've all noticed possum boys little hands and piggy little eye slits but have you noticed that in long shots his head is too small for his bigley bod? Little head, little brain, biggly gut, fulla' shit.
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
You've all noticed possum boys little hands and piggy little eye slits but have you noticed that in long shots his head is too small for his bigley bod? Little head, little brain, biggly gut, fulla' shit.
Since we are not getting an impeachment/conviction would an nice old fashioned tar and feathering be possible?
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Since we are not getting an impeachment/conviction would an nice old fashioned tar and feathering be possible?
What's the difference between a young lady with the Mar-a-Lago look and a 70 year old well used hooker trying to pass for 55?
No difference, they look the same.
No difference, they look the same.
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 AM
What's the difference between a young lady with the Mar-a-Lago look and a 70 year old well used hooker trying to pass for 55?
No difference, they look the same.
No difference, they look the same.
Is any effort being made to keep the trumplican brain alive and functioning after his big beautiful butt shits out his big beautiful soul? Should be easy - a small beaker of diet coke to keep the brain alive and a couple of HDMI cables to a gold laptop for two way communication.
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Is any effort being made to keep the trumplican brain alive and functioning after his big beautiful butt shits out his big beautiful soul? Should be easy - a small beaker of diet coke to keep the brain alive and a couple of HDMI cables to a gold laptop for two way communication.
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Would Maria Corina Machado include the stipend of 1.2 million U.S. dollars were she to give her Nobel Peace Prize away? Just asking for a curious fat friend.
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Would Maria Corina Machado include the stipend of 1.2 million U.S. dollars were she to give her Nobel Peace Prize away? Just asking for a curious fat friend.
tRump may broadcast his 'Truths' but I have nastygrams.
January 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
tRump may broadcast his 'Truths' but I have nastygrams.
In southern Minnesota it's mid afternoon and 55 F on 1/12/2026. The grass is green and the snow is gone. I suspect it's the wind turbines. There will be hell to pay come spring.
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
In southern Minnesota it's mid afternoon and 55 F on 1/12/2026. The grass is green and the snow is gone. I suspect it's the wind turbines. There will be hell to pay come spring.
If we got our fat pig eyed fornicator a butt plug would he stop coming up with so many bizarre plots and plans?
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If we got our fat pig eyed fornicator a butt plug would he stop coming up with so many bizarre plots and plans?
Has anyone tried asking Putin to invite our polecat putz over to see his new top floor Moscow penthouse so as to give advice on stopping the winter chill from the drafty windows?
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Has anyone tried asking Putin to invite our polecat putz over to see his new top floor Moscow penthouse so as to give advice on stopping the winter chill from the drafty windows?
But for his father's millions the fat lying degenerate substandard loser would be an ICE agent and not the ICE founder/CEO.
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
But for his father's millions the fat lying degenerate substandard loser would be an ICE agent and not the ICE founder/CEO.
But if the Washington Opera leaves the Kennedy Center where will we find a fat lady on short notice to sing the fat fornicators swan song?
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
But if the Washington Opera leaves the Kennedy Center where will we find a fat lady on short notice to sing the fat fornicators swan song?
Our fat fornicator has announced that the Pope has been chosen to confer the crown at his investiture. The choice is to augment the divine right aspect of his leadership.
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Our fat fornicator has announced that the Pope has been chosen to confer the crown at his investiture. The choice is to augment the divine right aspect of his leadership.
Would Maria Corina Machado include the stipend of 1.2 million U.S. dollars were she to give her Nobel Peace Prize away? Just asking for a curious fat friend.
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Would Maria Corina Machado include the stipend of 1.2 million U.S. dollars were she to give her Nobel Peace Prize away? Just asking for a curious fat friend.
I always thought that firing squads only operated behind closed doors. Silly me.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I always thought that firing squads only operated behind closed doors. Silly me.
Our fat fornicator is so aggressive on investigating fraud claims because it is 1) a good way for him to learn new and better scams and 2) an easy way to estimate the potential return on investment.
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Our fat fornicator is so aggressive on investigating fraud claims because it is 1) a good way for him to learn new and better scams and 2) an easy way to estimate the potential return on investment.
As a Minnesotan and long time resident of Minneapolis I recognise this as a time for both introspection and decisive action. Unfortunately I am incapable of either, I can only pray which is not enough without strong and vital agents for change.
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
As a Minnesotan and long time resident of Minneapolis I recognise this as a time for both introspection and decisive action. Unfortunately I am incapable of either, I can only pray which is not enough without strong and vital agents for change.
Maduro is several quantum levels above our fat fornicator as a dancer. He can move his hands and his arms and his hips and his butt and his legs and his feet ALL AT THE SAME TIME while MOVING AROUND THE ROOM with style and grace. Our pink haired shining miserable excuse of a prez has been SERVED.
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Maduro is several quantum levels above our fat fornicator as a dancer. He can move his hands and his arms and his hips and his butt and his legs and his feet ALL AT THE SAME TIME while MOVING AROUND THE ROOM with style and grace. Our pink haired shining miserable excuse of a prez has been SERVED.