spt3125.bsky.social
@spt3125.bsky.social
citrus taxonomy is kinda insane -- almost certainly weirder than you think
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Calibri is not bad, actually. however i'm dumbfounded by the regime's pivot to Times New Roman...

i mean, Comic Sans is *right there*
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
unfortunately this will require going to war against Texas. maybe still worth it tho
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you guys this is getting silly. one red stripe. one white stripe. one star. done
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the paperclip scenario but it's GPUs
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if nothing else, this may be the most (only?) well-written email of the bunch
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*had 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
please hold, the cat distribution system will be in touch with you shortly
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
omg this is gorgeous
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
math dork here (n=1)
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the guy might be named Ed or Al or Bo etc.?
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
'mitochondrial exhaustion' might sound convincing
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
can confirm
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
honestly you should just go ahead and pin this one, it's gonna hold up
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
no idea which thing this is about (so many options!) but you are absolutely correct
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
hey at least your video isn't covered in icons, ads, half a description, and 3 sets of captions which are all different, all incorrect, and overlapping just enough to be unreadable
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
13/21 (yay! I'm slightly above average)
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"at least it's not the murder hor..." *stops, hold finger to earpiece*
August 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ok clearly something kicked off today's edition of The Discourse(TM) and as usual i missed it
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
yes but does this mean her old spot is vacant? i might know a guy 🍊
August 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
think i still have mine somewhere 🤓
July 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
melamine
July 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it takes a village
June 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Hague has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
June 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
1. just on principle i think we should be having at least one impeachment per month (retroactive to January), until one sticks
2. it's never gonna stick
3. the whole line of succession is rotten
4. ???
June 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM