When this post gets 20 comments 200 reposts and 2000 likes I will pick someone that follows me at random and this person gets me for 1 night. What that entails will be up to the winner but if they are ok with it results will be posted so share comment like and for who ever wins I'm all yours #nsfw

i have a tumblr acct that i use sometimes and i wanna use it more but im semi-new (used it back in prime-tumblr-era)
anyone got tips? or accounts? or tags?

now, i'm not yucking anyone's yum, i would never EVER do that as no one should ever dictate or speak on anyone else's tastes
THAT BEING SAID! why is every other "hear me out" cake i see just a bunch of conventionally attractive humans or humanoids?

went in to work today for training after being off and away to finish this degree
asked if i could lock up and close and passed it off as wanting to help, when in reality, i just really missed the excitement and naughtiness of gooning in the locker room showers while on the clock

This is how we'll achieve world peace! ( • ⩊ • )

rt to see this users pp in dms💛

gonna be so real: thought i joined way later than 2m but this is pretty solid! fawk yea, bluesky!

Good news: kitchen is getting remodeled! and the people working on it are SO nice, and the head contractor is SO FINE

Bad news: door to room can't close so for the past week and this coming week, I CAN'T FUCKIN MASTURBATE!

Hot, sweaty men in my house, and I can't fuckin' relieve the tension.

May have underestimated how busy this semester was going to have me; zero time to book a wax appt, shave, or epilate 😩

I love my major, why cant it love me back?! 😭🥺

Nothing like edging in the car 15 mins before class by scrolling through my feed

nothing more ominous than hearing a door close in a building that:
1) is locked down
2) is empty
3) has the alarm set

butt-booty naked in the locker room, and i hear a door slam closed.

Kinda hate working late cause it fucks up my sleep schedule, but at the same time, i kinda like it cause its slow and easy.

and if the building empties out on time, i get to jerk off on the clock

pros of staying at home while in Uni.:
no rent
food
comfy/familiar

cons:
awful mental health
no chances to shave/epilate
cant take pics/vids
EVERYONE IS ALWAYS HOME!!