SPORTS DRINK
@sprtsdrnk.bsky.social
The Place With All the Orange Coolers
café by day (everyday, 7a-2p)
comedy by night (everyday but monday, 7p-11p)
café by day (everyday, 7a-2p)
comedy by night (everyday but monday, 7p-11p)
noon-ish tomorrow. 🚨🔥🧯🚒
June 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
noon-ish tomorrow. 🚨🔥🧯🚒
this is every interaction on x the everything app now
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
this is every interaction on x the everything app now
now why would the department of revenue need a functional credit card machine???
PSA: if you ever need to go to city hall, park on perdido. it is street parking. just do not pay. they can’t fix a credit card machine in a month, they’re not busting you for parking for an hour.
PSA: if you ever need to go to city hall, park on perdido. it is street parking. just do not pay. they can’t fix a credit card machine in a month, they’re not busting you for parking for an hour.
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
now why would the department of revenue need a functional credit card machine???
PSA: if you ever need to go to city hall, park on perdido. it is street parking. just do not pay. they can’t fix a credit card machine in a month, they’re not busting you for parking for an hour.
PSA: if you ever need to go to city hall, park on perdido. it is street parking. just do not pay. they can’t fix a credit card machine in a month, they’re not busting you for parking for an hour.
reminder. your new orleans utility chair is @jpmorrell.bsky.social. he & the council’s inability to regulate entergy causes this.
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
reminder. your new orleans utility chair is @jpmorrell.bsky.social. he & the council’s inability to regulate entergy causes this.
JUST ADDED: the hometown hero MARK NORMAND is in town for one show. sunday at 8p. grab a ticket and come hang out.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/mark-norma...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/mark-norma...
May 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
JUST ADDED: the hometown hero MARK NORMAND is in town for one show. sunday at 8p. grab a ticket and come hang out.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/mark-norma...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/mark-norma...
big frank is WALKING into another weekend of live comedy at SPORTS DRINK
thurs: KILLIN IT, 8p
fri: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sat: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sun: OPEN GYM, 8p
thurs: KILLIN IT, 8p
fri: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sat: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sun: OPEN GYM, 8p
April 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
big frank is WALKING into another weekend of live comedy at SPORTS DRINK
thurs: KILLIN IT, 8p
fri: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sat: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sun: OPEN GYM, 8p
thurs: KILLIN IT, 8p
fri: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sat: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p
sun: OPEN GYM, 8p
2 more shows tonight with our best friend LUKE NULL! we’ve got an after party following the late show with our friends from THE NEW ORLEANS HOT DOG SAFARI and THE NEW ORLEANS COMMUNITY FRIDGES so we’ve discounted tickets 50% with code HOTDOG (7p & 9p shows!)
April 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
2 more shows tonight with our best friend LUKE NULL! we’ve got an after party following the late show with our friends from THE NEW ORLEANS HOT DOG SAFARI and THE NEW ORLEANS COMMUNITY FRIDGES so we’ve discounted tickets 50% with code HOTDOG (7p & 9p shows!)
LUKE NULL RETURNS TO SPORTS DRINK TONIGHT AND TOMORROW. 7p & 9p both nights. there’s a lil promo code (SOCIAL at checkout) that get you 25% off to see one of my favorite comedians / humans on earth.
April 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
LUKE NULL RETURNS TO SPORTS DRINK TONIGHT AND TOMORROW. 7p & 9p both nights. there’s a lil promo code (SOCIAL at checkout) that get you 25% off to see one of my favorite comedians / humans on earth.
TONIGHT with THE SKLAR BROTHERS
7p: SOLD OUT
9p: 2 four person tables + 12 GA tickets left. get em while you can!
on the show: ANDREW POLK, LUKE NULL, JAMEL JOHNSON
7p: SOLD OUT
9p: 2 four person tables + 12 GA tickets left. get em while you can!
on the show: ANDREW POLK, LUKE NULL, JAMEL JOHNSON
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
TONIGHT with THE SKLAR BROTHERS
7p: SOLD OUT
9p: 2 four person tables + 12 GA tickets left. get em while you can!
on the show: ANDREW POLK, LUKE NULL, JAMEL JOHNSON
7p: SOLD OUT
9p: 2 four person tables + 12 GA tickets left. get em while you can!
on the show: ANDREW POLK, LUKE NULL, JAMEL JOHNSON
TONIGHT!!! 7p & 9p. 6 comics. 12 minutes each.
NO: JQ PALMS & TED PATTERSON
BR: TERENCE DELAINE & WILL MERRILL
LFT: JOHN MERRIFIELD & KEN EDWARDS
25% off with promo code SOCIAL
NO: JQ PALMS & TED PATTERSON
BR: TERENCE DELAINE & WILL MERRILL
LFT: JOHN MERRIFIELD & KEN EDWARDS
25% off with promo code SOCIAL
April 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
TONIGHT!!! 7p & 9p. 6 comics. 12 minutes each.
NO: JQ PALMS & TED PATTERSON
BR: TERENCE DELAINE & WILL MERRILL
LFT: JOHN MERRIFIELD & KEN EDWARDS
25% off with promo code SOCIAL
NO: JQ PALMS & TED PATTERSON
BR: TERENCE DELAINE & WILL MERRILL
LFT: JOHN MERRIFIELD & KEN EDWARDS
25% off with promo code SOCIAL
community night tonight and every tuesday!!! thanks to this week’s sponsor: ANDREW POLK. an excellent comedian and even better community member.
we’ll be here from 7-9ish tonight! go to our event calendar to donate!
we’ll be here from 7-9ish tonight! go to our event calendar to donate!
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
community night tonight and every tuesday!!! thanks to this week’s sponsor: ANDREW POLK. an excellent comedian and even better community member.
we’ll be here from 7-9ish tonight! go to our event calendar to donate!
we’ll be here from 7-9ish tonight! go to our event calendar to donate!
you’d be smart to go get one of these pastries from @metaphwoar.bsky.social before they sell out this weekend!!! he can drive now so if you do not come hang out he will track you down in his state issued Ford F150 King Ranch Edition
April 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you’d be smart to go get one of these pastries from @metaphwoar.bsky.social before they sell out this weekend!!! he can drive now so if you do not come hang out he will track you down in his state issued Ford F150 King Ranch Edition
an inherently trustworthy cup. pretty sure it is indestructible. what it contains is even better. behold: THE FLY SWATTER
two shots of premium dark roasted espresso mixed w/ maple syrup, poured over your choice of milk, topped w/ cold brew ice cubes & a dash of chocolate bitters
two shots of premium dark roasted espresso mixed w/ maple syrup, poured over your choice of milk, topped w/ cold brew ice cubes & a dash of chocolate bitters
April 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
an inherently trustworthy cup. pretty sure it is indestructible. what it contains is even better. behold: THE FLY SWATTER
two shots of premium dark roasted espresso mixed w/ maple syrup, poured over your choice of milk, topped w/ cold brew ice cubes & a dash of chocolate bitters
two shots of premium dark roasted espresso mixed w/ maple syrup, poured over your choice of milk, topped w/ cold brew ice cubes & a dash of chocolate bitters
i didn’t edit out the millennial pause this time. you are not a FOOL if you attend community night tonight! 7p - making sandwiches and other essential items for the new orleans community fridges!
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i didn’t edit out the millennial pause this time. you are not a FOOL if you attend community night tonight! 7p - making sandwiches and other essential items for the new orleans community fridges!
this weekend we have the hysterical GRAHAM KAY in town for four shows. saturday’s late show is almost sold out, get em today if you want to go to that one. 25% off all tickets this weekend with promo code SOCIAL!
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this weekend we have the hysterical GRAHAM KAY in town for four shows. saturday’s late show is almost sold out, get em today if you want to go to that one. 25% off all tickets this weekend with promo code SOCIAL!
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
the st patty’s day party for all the people who aren’t really about st patty’s day but your favorite coffee shop / comedy club is on the parade route and they are not financially stable enough to not throw a party so they will have DJ, oysters, pizza, jello shots, & friendship!!!
March 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the st patty’s day party for all the people who aren’t really about st patty’s day but your favorite coffee shop / comedy club is on the parade route and they are not financially stable enough to not throw a party so they will have DJ, oysters, pizza, jello shots, & friendship!!!
get to toledano street this weekend. one of my favorite comics on earth, ANDY HAYNES is in town. he’s been on all those big tv places: fallon, conan, comedy central, etc. if you type the word SOCIAL at checkout you will receive 25% off
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
March 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
get to toledano street this weekend. one of my favorite comics on earth, ANDY HAYNES is in town. he’s been on all those big tv places: fallon, conan, comedy central, etc. if you type the word SOCIAL at checkout you will receive 25% off
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
i am going to throw your garbage cans in the garbage!!!
February 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i am going to throw your garbage cans in the garbage!!!
open 7a-7p for the next 7 days! there are parades every day so come grab a daiquiri, a cocktail, or a coffee to fuel you through the madness!
to bastardize bo burnham: “a worse man would’ve called it deep gras. a better man would’ve never opened this place at all”
to bastardize bo burnham: “a worse man would’ve called it deep gras. a better man would’ve never opened this place at all”
February 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
open 7a-7p for the next 7 days! there are parades every day so come grab a daiquiri, a cocktail, or a coffee to fuel you through the madness!
to bastardize bo burnham: “a worse man would’ve called it deep gras. a better man would’ve never opened this place at all”
to bastardize bo burnham: “a worse man would’ve called it deep gras. a better man would’ve never opened this place at all”
updated weekly schedule. open mic is back on tonight! community night tomorrow! then back to 7a-7p on tuesday-monday!
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
updated weekly schedule. open mic is back on tonight! community night tomorrow! then back to 7a-7p on tuesday-monday!
BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK
every tuesday at SPORTS DRINK we make sandwiches for the community fridges from 7-8p! third tuesdays feature an electoral meeting hosted by @geauxwithmichele.com
yesterday focused on the march 29 election & the need to vote NO on all amendments, especially #3 to keep kids out of adult prisons!
yesterday focused on the march 29 election & the need to vote NO on all amendments, especially #3 to keep kids out of adult prisons!
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
every tuesday at SPORTS DRINK we make sandwiches for the community fridges from 7-8p! third tuesdays feature an electoral meeting hosted by @geauxwithmichele.com
yesterday focused on the march 29 election & the need to vote NO on all amendments, especially #3 to keep kids out of adult prisons!
yesterday focused on the march 29 election & the need to vote NO on all amendments, especially #3 to keep kids out of adult prisons!
THE TOLEDANO STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL
MAY 8-11, 2025 // NEW ORLEANS
70+ COMEDIANS. 4 DAYS. 4 VENUES. 1 STREET.
IT’S TIME TO GET HYPERLOCAL.
FULL WEEKEND VIP & GA PASSES ARE AVAILABLE NOW. GET THEM BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
MAY 8-11, 2025 // NEW ORLEANS
70+ COMEDIANS. 4 DAYS. 4 VENUES. 1 STREET.
IT’S TIME TO GET HYPERLOCAL.
FULL WEEKEND VIP & GA PASSES ARE AVAILABLE NOW. GET THEM BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
THE TOLEDANO STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL
MAY 8-11, 2025 // NEW ORLEANS
70+ COMEDIANS. 4 DAYS. 4 VENUES. 1 STREET.
IT’S TIME TO GET HYPERLOCAL.
FULL WEEKEND VIP & GA PASSES ARE AVAILABLE NOW. GET THEM BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
MAY 8-11, 2025 // NEW ORLEANS
70+ COMEDIANS. 4 DAYS. 4 VENUES. 1 STREET.
IT’S TIME TO GET HYPERLOCAL.
FULL WEEKEND VIP & GA PASSES ARE AVAILABLE NOW. GET THEM BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.
🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...