Fun Fact: The buzzsaw sound on this song is just a pitched up sample of my mom pulling up my bedsheets to do the laundry back in the day

My therapy bills are already brutal I can’t even go there

Yes he didn't sing the Lazarus version but he did sign off on it and say it made him glad he wrote the song so that's official enough for me

You're so right

Oh we’re not friends

I wish I was getting attacked by that third one there

No More:

-Imagining Wesker getting pissy at a Caribou Coffee because his cappuccino was more of a latte
-Chris getting a Carbones Pizza and eating it alone in his apartment and then staring at a wall
-Jill hunting me down and having sex with me

That is the best I've done