Just wondering if you're ever actually going to feed me breakfast...

My mom wanted a Toller for like YEARS & said she wasn't going to get another dog after her senior rescue dog died until she could get one. Well this guy needed a home & my mom is a sucker for a pretty face so she adopted him & named him Ducky as a nod to her failure in patience waiting for a Toller.

How about we stop taking pictures and make my breakfast?
#tollersofbluesky #toller #ducktoller #novascotiaducktollingretriever #sassypants #obviouslystarving

Did you all know that my mom makes me wait in my kennel for dinner LIKE A COMMON DOG? She's so mean to me.
#tollersofbluesky #toller #ducktoller #novascotiaducktollingretriever #soneglected #sounloved #poordog #starvingtodeath #patienceishard

I know you're trying to show off your new rug with the prettiest Toller in the world but this is taking forever. Can I just have the treat already?

#tollersofbluesky #toller #novascotiaducktollingretriever #dogsofbluesky

I am well aware I'm the prettiest Toller in the world. You tell me literally every day. Can I have the damn "look at the camera" bribe now?
#tollersofBluesky #toller #novascotiaducktollingretriever #ducktoller #themostbeautiful #etherealtrickster

Just wondering if we're actually going to do anything *fun* today...

Mom said we were picking up my favorite human but I think she lied. We've been just sitting in the van for like a hundred minutes already and I don't see him.

Murder Mittens snuck up on me and I was trapped for HOURS.

I am NOT a maniac Mom 😑

She who wears a scarf gets the cookies? I changed my mind...GIVE ME BACK MY SCARF MOM.

The only explanation here is that my mom hates me and wants me to starve.
#tollersofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever #toller #IJUSTWANTFREESNACKS

I'm a dog...with a double coat no less. WHY DO I NEED A SCARF, MOM.

The AUDACITY. Eating in front of me without sharing?
#iwillpoopinyourshoes

What? It had cheese in it and the humans left it right on the table. What did they expect?
#foodthief #countersurfer #noregrets #tollersofbluesky #toller #novascotiaducktollingretriever

Waiting for the school bell to ring feels like FOREVER.
#tollersofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever #ducktoller #patienceishard

Meeting Derp Wolves the first time is INTENSE.
#tollersofbluesky #ducktoller #derpwolf #huskiesofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever

Remember that one time I took down that Rottweiler? That was awesome.
#throwback

"Waiting for my favorite human to get out of school is the LONGEST HOURS EVER." ~Sprite, who only actually has to wait ten minutes