Spritey
@spritanium.bsky.social
Est. 2008, Creator of vintage Hotel Mario YouTube Slop https://spritanium.com
What is this comic trying to say? I don't get it
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
What is this comic trying to say? I don't get it
War. War never changes. There must be a market solution for this
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
War. War never changes. There must be a market solution for this
Why is "Abolish ICE" considered a radical opinion? It's only a 22-year-old agency. And judging by the amount of bitching Republicans still do about immigrants, I guess the agency hasn't actually done shit. Why didn't DOGE get rid of it lol
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Why is "Abolish ICE" considered a radical opinion? It's only a 22-year-old agency. And judging by the amount of bitching Republicans still do about immigrants, I guess the agency hasn't actually done shit. Why didn't DOGE get rid of it lol
Can someone explain to me why anyone thinks that officer's life was in danger? Like, correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Mom Hondas have a 0-60 time of 0.5 seconds
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Can someone explain to me why anyone thinks that officer's life was in danger? Like, correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Mom Hondas have a 0-60 time of 0.5 seconds
Does it feel obvious to everyone else that Trump will just do Jan 6 again, not be coy about it at all this time, and he'll get twice as big a turnout because they all know they'll be pardoned for any crimes they commit
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Does it feel obvious to everyone else that Trump will just do Jan 6 again, not be coy about it at all this time, and he'll get twice as big a turnout because they all know they'll be pardoned for any crimes they commit
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We’re still doing this shaming bullshit because people didn’t vote for Kamala?
Maybe the Dems should have given us a non shitty, non genocide supporting candidate. Stfu already, you don’t get to demand people vote for this crap
Maybe the Dems should have given us a non shitty, non genocide supporting candidate. Stfu already, you don’t get to demand people vote for this crap
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We’re still doing this shaming bullshit because people didn’t vote for Kamala?
Maybe the Dems should have given us a non shitty, non genocide supporting candidate. Stfu already, you don’t get to demand people vote for this crap
Maybe the Dems should have given us a non shitty, non genocide supporting candidate. Stfu already, you don’t get to demand people vote for this crap
If the reason you hate your most hated song of all time is "not because it sounds bad" I think that suggests you are such an annoying person
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If the reason you hate your most hated song of all time is "not because it sounds bad" I think that suggests you are such an annoying person
She's not though
If Kamala were president today:
You'd be waking up reading about Grok and X being removed from app stores and investigated by the FTC and DOJ.
You'd be waking up reading about Grok and X being removed from app stores and investigated by the FTC and DOJ.
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
She's not though
The solution to every problem like this is Regulation. Allow companies to bring products to market as long as they aren't screwing people in the process. It's unfortunate that most people only know how to Responsibilize and blame the consumers of the products (easy targets)
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The solution to every problem like this is Regulation. Allow companies to bring products to market as long as they aren't screwing people in the process. It's unfortunate that most people only know how to Responsibilize and blame the consumers of the products (easy targets)
Personally I'm very tired but I'm glad this chaos is invigorating for you
I will never tire of telling people “This wouldn’t have happened under a Kamala presidency.”
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Personally I'm very tired but I'm glad this chaos is invigorating for you
This is AMERICA. In america we RESPECT AUTHORITY. When a fat idiot in a mask commands us to get out of our vehicle, we LISTEN OBEDIENTLY and then we START SUCKING HIS DICK. If we don't do this we deserve to be KILLED LIKE DOGS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
This is AMERICA. In america we RESPECT AUTHORITY. When a fat idiot in a mask commands us to get out of our vehicle, we LISTEN OBEDIENTLY and then we START SUCKING HIS DICK. If we don't do this we deserve to be KILLED LIKE DOGS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Imagine being the idiot who still thinks insulting people will get them on your side
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Imagine being the idiot who still thinks insulting people will get them on your side
Sometimes it feels like anyone smart enough to effectively lead a nation is also smart enough to realize they don't deserve that power
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes it feels like anyone smart enough to effectively lead a nation is also smart enough to realize they don't deserve that power
"And Christ said unto his disciples, 'Yea, my children, sometimes the Roman Guards feel their lives are threatened and they have to make a split-second decision; they may gut you with a spear simply for spooking them, but that is a small price to pay for freedom'" —THE BIBLE
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"And Christ said unto his disciples, 'Yea, my children, sometimes the Roman Guards feel their lives are threatened and they have to make a split-second decision; they may gut you with a spear simply for spooking them, but that is a small price to pay for freedom'" —THE BIBLE
It's so easy not to be a Nazi. Not really sure why so many people's path of least resistance is to make the same decisions as the infamous Worst Group That Ever Existed
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It's so easy not to be a Nazi. Not really sure why so many people's path of least resistance is to make the same decisions as the infamous Worst Group That Ever Existed
Why are there so many people who call themselves Libertarians + think it's awesome when state agents kill people without a trial? Like the skepticism goes out the window as long as it's a liberal or black person who died. They just say "oh there must've been no other option" lol
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Why are there so many people who call themselves Libertarians + think it's awesome when state agents kill people without a trial? Like the skepticism goes out the window as long as it's a liberal or black person who died. They just say "oh there must've been no other option" lol
One thing I really want to see is a traditional cel animation (pens, paints, the whole deal), scanned on a dusty scanner with a green construction paper background, chroma-keyed over some completely crazy AI-generated 3D backgrounds
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
One thing I really want to see is a traditional cel animation (pens, paints, the whole deal), scanned on a dusty scanner with a green construction paper background, chroma-keyed over some completely crazy AI-generated 3D backgrounds
Donald Trump is a pragmatic man. Instead of building the wall, he brought the wall to us. And now he's shooting us with it
January 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Donald Trump is a pragmatic man. Instead of building the wall, he brought the wall to us. And now he's shooting us with it
If I was "anti-populist" you couldn't get that information out of me with a gun. What an insane thing to be. Just call yourself God while you're at it, you know so much about what other people want
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
If I was "anti-populist" you couldn't get that information out of me with a gun. What an insane thing to be. Just call yourself God while you're at it, you know so much about what other people want
It's so funny how when the Democrats lose their voters just blame everyone on earth except the Democrats. What a sweet fucking deal for that party. They don't even have to try. The only pressure to do anything, ever, at all, comes from the populist wing that is constantly shamed for wanting things
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It's so funny how when the Democrats lose their voters just blame everyone on earth except the Democrats. What a sweet fucking deal for that party. They don't even have to try. The only pressure to do anything, ever, at all, comes from the populist wing that is constantly shamed for wanting things
I feel like I'm going insane with all the "IMPEACH TRUMP" stuff, we already did that before, it didn't do anything. Why is it impossible to get liberal voters to believe in any mission statement except the ones that don't do anything
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I feel like I'm going insane with all the "IMPEACH TRUMP" stuff, we already did that before, it didn't do anything. Why is it impossible to get liberal voters to believe in any mission statement except the ones that don't do anything
What's the difference between an ICE agent and a documentary crew?
The doc crew waits for something to happen before they start shooting
The doc crew waits for something to happen before they start shooting
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
What's the difference between an ICE agent and a documentary crew?
The doc crew waits for something to happen before they start shooting
The doc crew waits for something to happen before they start shooting
Two ICE agents walk into a bar. The bartender moves slightly and they shoot him
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Two ICE agents walk into a bar. The bartender moves slightly and they shoot him
Don't do this Chet. Go write another zombie game
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Don't do this Chet. Go write another zombie game
"Harris 2028: Fuck Yourselves With Razor Wire"
January 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Harris 2028: Fuck Yourselves With Razor Wire"