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Yeah but has this even happened or are you lying again?
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Yeah but has this even happened or are you lying again?
I guess he’s never purchased a car
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I guess he’s never purchased a car
Russia is an oil company with an army. America is a health insurance company with an army
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Russia is an oil company with an army. America is a health insurance company with an army
They keep the children away from the front door in case weirdo creeps start harassing them
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They keep the children away from the front door in case weirdo creeps start harassing them
As we’re seeing he can have a great game and still get smoked
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As we’re seeing he can have a great game and still get smoked
So. He’ll just go over budget
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So. He’ll just go over budget
Runs around the golf course? He drives his carts on the green.!
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Runs around the golf course? He drives his carts on the green.!
So half the country? What an idiot
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So half the country? What an idiot
Run where? How? He’s earned a place in top three stupid senators along with Tommy and Ron
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Run where? How? He’s earned a place in top three stupid senators along with Tommy and Ron
Where have I heard this before?
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Where have I heard this before?
Trump? Staying power? Not enough viagra in the world to give that mess staying power
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump? Staying power? Not enough viagra in the world to give that mess staying power
“He’s been saying that”. Give me a break. South Park needs to do something with this guy. They got Vance as Tatu, Kristi’s incredible melting face, Miller as Igor, so fingers crossed they nail this self righteous piece of elk dung.
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“He’s been saying that”. Give me a break. South Park needs to do something with this guy. They got Vance as Tatu, Kristi’s incredible melting face, Miller as Igor, so fingers crossed they nail this self righteous piece of elk dung.
Time stamped 2018
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Time stamped 2018
Or he could’ve said, “at one point, Mayor Adams and I”, but he’s thuggish. It’d be better if he went full on Mickey Spillane
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Or he could’ve said, “at one point, Mayor Adams and I”, but he’s thuggish. It’d be better if he went full on Mickey Spillane
Every accusation is a confession
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Every accusation is a confession
Who says it wasn’t?
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Who says it wasn’t?
If our country has never done better, why is life not easy for everyone?
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If our country has never done better, why is life not easy for everyone?
I thought they weren’t taxes
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I thought they weren’t taxes
And what does it hat have to do with environmental protection?
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And what does it hat have to do with environmental protection?
Would have had to be a Paso wine bar for it to work with Larry, and Paso is not as funny as Sonoma
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Would have had to be a Paso wine bar for it to work with Larry, and Paso is not as funny as Sonoma