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@springerist.bsky.social
I like totally mess around and get silly and stuff
Mostly I yell into the void!!
Mostly I yell into the void!!
Aight so guys I do fear the haemorrhoids were real
Maybe 2026 isn’t my year after all!
Maybe 2026 isn’t my year after all!
Guys I thought I might have haemorrhoids but I think I’m ok now, it’s a 2026 miracle.
New year new me
New year new me
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Aight so guys I do fear the haemorrhoids were real
Maybe 2026 isn’t my year after all!
Maybe 2026 isn’t my year after all!
Being the introvert bestie of an extremely outgoing social butterfly life of the party type friend is so funny. Cuz yes they are everyone’s favourite person and beloved by all but at the end of the day they choose to spend a good amount of their time with me <3
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Being the introvert bestie of an extremely outgoing social butterfly life of the party type friend is so funny. Cuz yes they are everyone’s favourite person and beloved by all but at the end of the day they choose to spend a good amount of their time with me <3
Need to mark my territory and stake my claim on a cute little nerd or smth
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Need to mark my territory and stake my claim on a cute little nerd or smth
Deadass what universe am I living in rn
Wym my prime minister is out here fraternizing with the cast and crew of my little gay hockey show 😭
Wym my prime minister is out here fraternizing with the cast and crew of my little gay hockey show 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Deadass what universe am I living in rn
Wym my prime minister is out here fraternizing with the cast and crew of my little gay hockey show 😭
Wym my prime minister is out here fraternizing with the cast and crew of my little gay hockey show 😭
1 or mayb 2 vodka cran, my emotional support extrovert girls by my side, beefing with dj when they play bad music but also going hard regardless and earning favour with the staff, going out into the smoking area but not smoking, random lore drops with strangers on the patio
Are y’all hearing me
Are y’all hearing me
Going go the club in a building community kinda way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
1 or mayb 2 vodka cran, my emotional support extrovert girls by my side, beefing with dj when they play bad music but also going hard regardless and earning favour with the staff, going out into the smoking area but not smoking, random lore drops with strangers on the patio
Are y’all hearing me
Are y’all hearing me
Going go the club in a building community kinda way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Going go the club in a building community kinda way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
Going to the club in an anthropological people watching way
Going to the club in a dress up crazy outfit silly makeup way
Going to the club in a dancy dancy listen to good music way
Aight so I fear my toxic trait is that I be jokingly flirting with the homies and I’m only sometimes joking
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Aight so I fear my toxic trait is that I be jokingly flirting with the homies and I’m only sometimes joking
This is about burning down the house by talking heads
Sometimes music needs to bleep blorp
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
This is about burning down the house by talking heads
Sometimes music needs to bleep blorp
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Sometimes music needs to bleep blorp
Certain evil haters in my life will try and claim I’m being male centric for Fujo-ing out from time to time but I simultaneously had an all female Spotify wrapped so what about that!
Men have certain purposes. Singing my little songs is usually not one but watching them smooch on my tv is fun ok!
Men have certain purposes. Singing my little songs is usually not one but watching them smooch on my tv is fun ok!
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Certain evil haters in my life will try and claim I’m being male centric for Fujo-ing out from time to time but I simultaneously had an all female Spotify wrapped so what about that!
Men have certain purposes. Singing my little songs is usually not one but watching them smooch on my tv is fun ok!
Men have certain purposes. Singing my little songs is usually not one but watching them smooch on my tv is fun ok!
Divas who have been sentenced to a winter birthday in a cold climate deserve reparations
Free us from this divine punishment
Free us from this divine punishment
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Divas who have been sentenced to a winter birthday in a cold climate deserve reparations
Free us from this divine punishment
Free us from this divine punishment
Uh oh I’m having naughty thoughts about my homies again
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Uh oh I’m having naughty thoughts about my homies again
I think all of us would be a lot happier if we went through life assuming that everyone is bisexual and ethically non-monogamous
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I think all of us would be a lot happier if we went through life assuming that everyone is bisexual and ethically non-monogamous
As someone who has rewatched the challengers kiss scene repeatedly, yeah I liked heated rivalry
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
As someone who has rewatched the challengers kiss scene repeatedly, yeah I liked heated rivalry
I don’t even care about hockey like that but I will laugh and like the memes about Quinn Hughes and his ghosts every time
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I don’t even care about hockey like that but I will laugh and like the memes about Quinn Hughes and his ghosts every time
The only thing stopping me from being the most insufferable man on the earth is my womanhood
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The only thing stopping me from being the most insufferable man on the earth is my womanhood
Not having fun anymore :/ need to makeout with someone
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Not having fun anymore :/ need to makeout with someone
Guys I thought I might have haemorrhoids but I think I’m ok now, it’s a 2026 miracle.
New year new me
New year new me
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Guys I thought I might have haemorrhoids but I think I’m ok now, it’s a 2026 miracle.
New year new me
New year new me
Procrastinated doing my work for like an hour and a half and then I finally decided to open my laptop and it died after like one second, can’t make this shit up
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Procrastinated doing my work for like an hour and a half and then I finally decided to open my laptop and it died after like one second, can’t make this shit up
Some of you people need to understand that maybe the Taylor Swift song isn’t hitting because you’re not imagining your favourite anime ship to the lyrics 🧘♀️ lock in people
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Some of you people need to understand that maybe the Taylor Swift song isn’t hitting because you’re not imagining your favourite anime ship to the lyrics 🧘♀️ lock in people
Throwback to when I was having health issues and asked my doctor if it might have something to do with the fact that I was dating someone new and she was basically like "might be a sign"
She was so correct 😭 we broke up but I didn’t get to tell my doctor cuz SHE RETIRED
thank u for the info diva
She was so correct 😭 we broke up but I didn’t get to tell my doctor cuz SHE RETIRED
thank u for the info diva
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Throwback to when I was having health issues and asked my doctor if it might have something to do with the fact that I was dating someone new and she was basically like "might be a sign"
She was so correct 😭 we broke up but I didn’t get to tell my doctor cuz SHE RETIRED
thank u for the info diva
She was so correct 😭 we broke up but I didn’t get to tell my doctor cuz SHE RETIRED
thank u for the info diva
Thanksgiving got me yearning to go back to my echo chamber fr
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Thanksgiving got me yearning to go back to my echo chamber fr
Damien Haas if you can hear me please never get veneers I’ll kill myself
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Damien Haas if you can hear me please never get veneers I’ll kill myself
For every fashion girlie Pinterest board i have, I also got a guys kissing Pinterest board
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
For every fashion girlie Pinterest board i have, I also got a guys kissing Pinterest board
I love eating hash browns for breakfast and pretending I’m a senior citizen at their small town shitty diner
August 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love eating hash browns for breakfast and pretending I’m a senior citizen at their small town shitty diner