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Lloyd Metcalf
@sprattoo.bsky.social
Free Range Creative
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It must be awkward for people who chanted to hang Mike Pence and carried a lynching effigy of Obama to now think 8647 is a call of violence.
May 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Self-centered geezer demands front row at foreign religious funeral. Can't dress himself appropriately, then falls asleep.
April 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If I'm in trouble and need to ask for help, and the choices are a maga hat or a drag queen....
I'm only able to trust one of these people based on first impressions. I hope that queen can help me out.
April 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My geriatric, retired, hen decided to pitch in and start laying a little bit. Eggs are worth more than gold now
April 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Suffer in this life and you'll be a king in the next." Is something kings say to slaves to keep them placated in servitude.
April 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
No billionaire has ever worried about the cost of living. Don't think they can relate when you worry about it.
March 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I missed the intended weekly post about sketchbook update.
I might just another while I buildb the new Dragon Wagon.
I don't know how YouTubers stay consistent.
March 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I assume the opposite of woke to be asleep, unaware, and ignorant.
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you're standing up, your head moves through time faster than your feet because of gravity.
Lie down and take a nap to get equalized.
March 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
All the money anyone could ever imagine and the only friend elon can buy is donald.
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Shandong, China art exams. There were far more pushing and shoving outside to get in to take the exam (so says the article).
I don't have the discipline to make a business out of art.
March 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I would really like to see Democrats stop scrambling to try to get votes from moderate Nazi party members.
Motivate the young folks with a Star Trek vision that punch Nazis.
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hypatia
YouTube video by Marlon
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
New sketchbook update
youtu.be/rEOqW7odvvE?...
FZD School Pilot Hi Tec C or G2?
YouTube video by Free Range Creative
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Reposted by Lloyd Metcalf
No one ever said they were creative.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I honestly thought it would take a whole year or so for him to destroy the economy and send us into the next great depression.
Turns out it was only a few weeks, and he even played golf for 6 of those 7 weekends.
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Say what you want about GEN X, but we had Boy George on the A-Team.
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Reposted by Lloyd Metcalf
On this day in 1782, Pennsylvania militiamen killed 96 unarmed Indigenous people and burned their village in Gnadenhutten, Ohio. It has been called the greatest atrocity of the Revolutionary War.
Mar. 8, 1782 | Nearly 100 Indigenous People Massacred by Pennsylvania Militiamen
Learn more about our history of racial injustice.
calendar.eji.org
March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Sketchbook update - Bored Meeting Notes Etc.
youtu.be/8hFhwmbt31g
Sketchbook Update - I don't like this sketchbook
YouTube video by Free Range Creative
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Looking for some help:
There's a very gently used food truck for sale here (In Portland) for $22K. Needs to have a new wrap.
Need a patron to buy it while I repay you.
This would be a serious upgrade for what I do - I know the Dragon Wagon is profitable. I'm already booked for the 2025 season.
March 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Can I please switch to the universe where we have President Jasmine Crockett?
February 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Starting from ground ZERO, when it comes to my art.
youtu.be/XznzA6n919I
I'm starting my art career ALL OVER AGAIN!
YouTube video by Free Range Creative
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Dalai Lama went to the local pizza joint and said, "Can you make me one with everything?"
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
So turns out, I really like making Minecraft vids with a story.
youtu.be/jAPaLpd8YSA
Sprattoo Lost on a Deserted Island
YouTube video by Sprattoo
youtu.be
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM