Spoz Spozington
@spozitron.bsky.social
English is "The British Museum" of languages.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
English is "The British Museum" of languages.
transpose a silly 60’s sci-fi franchise to a modern 21st century dystopia, by swapping just one letter:
Planet Of The Apps
“you maniacs, you blew it up!”
Planet Of The Apps
“you maniacs, you blew it up!”
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
transpose a silly 60’s sci-fi franchise to a modern 21st century dystopia, by swapping just one letter:
Planet Of The Apps
“you maniacs, you blew it up!”
Planet Of The Apps
“you maniacs, you blew it up!”
spent a sizeable 20 minute chunk of Saturday night, trying to teach someone waiting at the bar how to make the "BRBRBR" sound, and also the "DLDLDLDL" sound
like they genuinely wanted to learn, but couldn't land it
even got the bartender to help
no dice
but did get a free drink out of it
like they genuinely wanted to learn, but couldn't land it
even got the bartender to help
no dice
but did get a free drink out of it
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
spent a sizeable 20 minute chunk of Saturday night, trying to teach someone waiting at the bar how to make the "BRBRBR" sound, and also the "DLDLDLDL" sound
like they genuinely wanted to learn, but couldn't land it
even got the bartender to help
no dice
but did get a free drink out of it
like they genuinely wanted to learn, but couldn't land it
even got the bartender to help
no dice
but did get a free drink out of it
"tell me you're a professional photographer, without saying you're a professional photographer"
"I've edited arm hairs on more than one occasion"
"THERE WE GO!"
"I've edited arm hairs on more than one occasion"
"THERE WE GO!"
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"tell me you're a professional photographer, without saying you're a professional photographer"
"I've edited arm hairs on more than one occasion"
"THERE WE GO!"
"I've edited arm hairs on more than one occasion"
"THERE WE GO!"
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
really really terrible band name I came up with last night
so bad, that if a friend ever formed this band, you'd immediately de-friend and block them on all socials
...
MELON DRAMA
with their debut EP: "Melon Dramatic"
so bad, that if a friend ever formed this band, you'd immediately de-friend and block them on all socials
...
MELON DRAMA
with their debut EP: "Melon Dramatic"
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
really really terrible band name I came up with last night
so bad, that if a friend ever formed this band, you'd immediately de-friend and block them on all socials
...
MELON DRAMA
with their debut EP: "Melon Dramatic"
so bad, that if a friend ever formed this band, you'd immediately de-friend and block them on all socials
...
MELON DRAMA
with their debut EP: "Melon Dramatic"
eventually every sci-fi series leads to a bunch of people wearing funny pyjamas running around in a national park somewhere spouting techno-gibberish
because someone blew the SFX budget last week
because someone blew the SFX budget last week
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
eventually every sci-fi series leads to a bunch of people wearing funny pyjamas running around in a national park somewhere spouting techno-gibberish
because someone blew the SFX budget last week
because someone blew the SFX budget last week
if there's one word you should hyperfixate on this week, for absolutely no good reason, then please... let it be: SCRONGLY.
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
if there's one word you should hyperfixate on this week, for absolutely no good reason, then please... let it be: SCRONGLY.
okay, going out on a limb here, but hear me out:
Flat Sun theory
Flat Sun theory
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
okay, going out on a limb here, but hear me out:
Flat Sun theory
Flat Sun theory
Nostrildamus
he nose things, before they happen
he nose things, before they happen
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Nostrildamus
he nose things, before they happen
he nose things, before they happen
buildings without awnings are like jeans without pockets
August 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
buildings without awnings are like jeans without pockets
pitch:
a super groovy math rock/body popping instrumental act
all 4 members wear matching black turtlenecks, 60's nerd glasses and overall super minimalist aesthetic. never speak a word on stage.
call themselves: Rubber Penis & The Ding Dongs
a super groovy math rock/body popping instrumental act
all 4 members wear matching black turtlenecks, 60's nerd glasses and overall super minimalist aesthetic. never speak a word on stage.
call themselves: Rubber Penis & The Ding Dongs
July 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
pitch:
a super groovy math rock/body popping instrumental act
all 4 members wear matching black turtlenecks, 60's nerd glasses and overall super minimalist aesthetic. never speak a word on stage.
call themselves: Rubber Penis & The Ding Dongs
a super groovy math rock/body popping instrumental act
all 4 members wear matching black turtlenecks, 60's nerd glasses and overall super minimalist aesthetic. never speak a word on stage.
call themselves: Rubber Penis & The Ding Dongs
coffee is soup for the mind
*slurp*
*slurp*
June 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
coffee is soup for the mind
*slurp*
*slurp*
just remember, if ever you're feeling blue... just adopt the most hicksville southern fried accent you can mutter, and utter the phrase: "hamster penis... hamster penis"
you'll feel right as rain 👌
you'll feel right as rain 👌
June 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
just remember, if ever you're feeling blue... just adopt the most hicksville southern fried accent you can mutter, and utter the phrase: "hamster penis... hamster penis"
you'll feel right as rain 👌
you'll feel right as rain 👌
not salt… but can slugs handle MSG?
QUESTION!!
QUESTION!!
May 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
not salt… but can slugs handle MSG?
QUESTION!!
QUESTION!!
random band name:
Bjonka Donk
Bjonka Donk
May 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
random band name:
Bjonka Donk
Bjonka Donk
what do you call a musician who doesn’t have a partner…?
homeless
homeless
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
what do you call a musician who doesn’t have a partner…?
homeless
homeless
them weirdly nostalgic early 2000’s feels, when you see a billboard advertising super fast internet speed
May 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
them weirdly nostalgic early 2000’s feels, when you see a billboard advertising super fast internet speed
random bandname:
Dog Comet
Dog Comet
April 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
random bandname:
Dog Comet
Dog Comet
random bandname:
Toilet Missile
Toilet Missile
April 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
random bandname:
Toilet Missile
Toilet Missile
I’ve always been quite fond of the term: “brain cheese”
dunno why
dunno why
April 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’ve always been quite fond of the term: “brain cheese”
dunno why
dunno why
ping pong, chicken in a bong
"huh...?"
OH HAI!
yeah, I'm still here... just been busy 👀
"huh...?"
OH HAI!
yeah, I'm still here... just been busy 👀
April 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ping pong, chicken in a bong
"huh...?"
OH HAI!
yeah, I'm still here... just been busy 👀
"huh...?"
OH HAI!
yeah, I'm still here... just been busy 👀
“hmmm, this bread is too loud…”.
March 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
“hmmm, this bread is too loud…”.
hey, do u ever get so drunk you suddenly / instantly can translate ANY “gnarled twig” metal logo…?
no…?
okay, ummmm… *awkwardly shuffles feet* I guess me neither then 👀
(I totally could btw, AND IT WAS WEIRD YO!)
no…?
okay, ummmm… *awkwardly shuffles feet* I guess me neither then 👀
(I totally could btw, AND IT WAS WEIRD YO!)
March 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hey, do u ever get so drunk you suddenly / instantly can translate ANY “gnarled twig” metal logo…?
no…?
okay, ummmm… *awkwardly shuffles feet* I guess me neither then 👀
(I totally could btw, AND IT WAS WEIRD YO!)
no…?
okay, ummmm… *awkwardly shuffles feet* I guess me neither then 👀
(I totally could btw, AND IT WAS WEIRD YO!)
photographing pigeons close up, whilst drunk… is surprisingly way more challenging than you might think
which only makes the challenge all the more appealing
which only makes the challenge all the more appealing
March 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
photographing pigeons close up, whilst drunk… is surprisingly way more challenging than you might think
which only makes the challenge all the more appealing
which only makes the challenge all the more appealing