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Microplastics Connoisseur
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January 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
RIP Damocles, you would've fucking loved the Hitman games
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "HAVE TO HAND IT" TO GAVIN NEWSOM
August 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
born to be a US naval jet
forced to be a submarine
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
March 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
RIP Gerardus Mercator, you would've loved flat earth theory
August 4, 2024 at 8:42 PM
nobody has sex with the pumpkins anymore, we used to be a proper country
October 1, 2023 at 9:33 PM