Top ways to end a sentence but want to keep it light:

- …then of course there are also the horrors
- anyways, I’m high
- innit?
- now that you mention it (but never clarify what is mentioned)

So anyways

I think about how disappointed everyone must have been after Jesus came back. I’m sure they were expecting his second death to be cooler than the first, and instead he just dipped shortly after with his nepo immortality? What were the writers thinking with that ending?

Ancient organisms may have left microscopic "biosignatures" on Mars. That's according to NASA scientists, who say a rock sample offers the most concrete proof yet that the red planet once hosted life.

I wish I was care free enough to leave my car windows open when I park. Do ya’ll just walk around without fear of coming back to a newly established insect colony?

Hi gentle reminder if you loved Jumanji as a kid you are probably a gay nerd that loves dnd k byeeee.

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

More than 100,000 people are under evacuation orders in the Los Angeles area. At least five people have died and more than 1,000 structures have been destroyed.

Throwback to when the most stressful time in my life was playing on PS one with the Rugrats game searching for ghosts in the dark with the flashlight. Ahh simpler times.