honk honk? ;)

i need to get back on T — even if it’s a small dose or just for a short amount of time,,,

Juno got me a halloween capybara named Potato (and i got myself a mini Big Challenges)😭😭

cringe is officially dead. driving 80MPH blasting caramelldansen is a fucking vibe

someone kill me ive only had one task since 7:30. i’ve just been sitting here on my phone for almost 2 hours

there’s nothing like your elbow hyperextending because a dog decided to run full force out of nowhere

It's hard to walk the line between depression and laziness. Because sometimes depression really does kick my ass. But other times, I don't need the "your depression is valid, you're exhausted" talk. I need the "you're being a bit lazy and you need to get off your ass now and get some work done" talk

how does one make friends as a 31 year old? asking for someone else. i promise.

Exploring an open world and accidentally triggering a main story mission feels like a personal attack 😩

this 2025 I have to survive for emet-selch

can someone explain to me how i cut myself with the TOP of a knife???

what if i esploded into a big puff of confetti

one day i’ll finally get a wolf cut…

i want a game that calls me out for sitting in the pause menu for 12+ hours. like you unpause after hours of being afk and the character makes a quip or gasps sharply bc they’ve been frozen and couldn’t breathe

I grew up on these streets.

i’m here lads, the party can finally start

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