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sporksticks
@sporksticks.bsky.social
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DIY modular synth enjoyer. The most depleted copper-top in the matrix. Cats are Nature’s LFO. Antifascism is good, actually. He/Him/Dipshit.
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The cover of the 1984 album "Gone Fishin’" by Flipper. Against a black background are five connected photos of their heavily-graffitied tour van: left, top, right, front and back. If one were to cut, fold and glue along the provided dotted lines, they would have an amusing toy (and no sleeve for their album).
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Unpleasant surprise in the latest version of Firefox (144.0). They will just not stop shoving this in our faces.
Contextual menu from the new version of Firefox browser now has an "Ask an AI Chatbot" option that nobody fucking asked for. The sub-options include "Summarize Page" for lazy babies who hate reading, "Choose an AI Chatbot" for more specific perversions, and "Remove AI Chatbot" which is highlighted because you know I’m bringing the hammer down on that shit.
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bluesky was pretty chill until these fuckers showed up
Edited screenshot of a crappy blue maga post that reads "No one deserves to die from a natural disaster, but"
July 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Lamest thing I’ve seen in a minute. Go ahead and block me then, you cooked, past-prime dipshit.
Profile image of the official Merzbow account on Bluesky , @merzbow.net, warns that "Anti-AI trolls will get blocked by moderators". Dude’s washed.
May 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Comment on video: "Best karaoke song"
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I couldn’t remember his dumb fucking name but Google came through
Screenshot of google search for "stupid Trump rapper". The top result is the Wikipedia page for Forgiato Blow which reads in part "Kurt Jantz, professionally known as Forgiato Blow, is an American rapper whose work supports President Donald Trump and Trumpism."
March 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.
Two bags of pasta at the supermarket. The top one is called "Pepe Bucato", the other is "Pastina", which would be a lovely name for a girl. The bucato resemble tiny tubes, the pastina look like cute little six-pointed stars with a small hole in the center.
March 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Aside from the blatant follow-farming, this is the bit that makes it a nope from me, dawg
New follower has been labeled with the double strike: "Brianna Wu Follower" AND "Matt Yglesias Follower"
March 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Everyone has a manifesto these days 🙄
A found, hand-lettered brown cardboard sign lying in the snow. The confusing and typo-filled text reads: "GOD MADE MEN TO WORK, support (Their) children + FAM NOT LAZY (PUSSIES), (EATING) - SLEEPING + SHITTING AMERICA 24/7 (parasites), zombies WORK LAZY BUM FAT (PUSSIES)"
January 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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"Theocratic Fascist" in bio
@chudwatch161.bsky.social
@brainnotonyet.bsky.social
@numb.comfortab.ly
Screenshot of a Bluesky search for the phrase "theocratic fascist". Search has returned only one account using the phrase: @wcdispatch.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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A screenshot from the Korean web drama Lily Fever. A young Korean woman in a white turtleneck with a glum expression sits at a cafe table, the caption of her dialogue reads "Idols need a labor union as well”.
November 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Alt-text of above in two parts as it went over the 2000 characters limit:
Alt-text 1 of 1 Cleopatra Records is thrilled to announce an extraordinary new project celebrating the legacy of the Dead Boys with an all-star lineup and a groundbreaking approach to their unmistakable sound.The original Dead Boys cut just two albums throughout their short, fiery lifetime, the aptly titled Young, Loud and Snotty and the equally uncompromising We Have Come For Your Children. Now founding guitarist Cheetah Chrome leads an all-star line up of past friends and fans into their third - still untitled, but you can expect something no less provocative than its predecessors. Set for release in 2025, this startling new album features Cheetah on guitar and vocals, Clem Burke (Blondie) on drums, and Glen Matlock (Sex Pistols) on bass, along with guest performances from James Williamson (The Stooges) and Michael Monroe (Hanoi Rocks). In addition, the production features never-before-heard demos and early recordings taken from producer Kirk Yano's pioneering 8-track studio in Cleveland. The Dead Boys were one of the first bands to record there, in 1977-78, and select tracks on the new album seamlessly blend Stiv's distinctive voice with new elements, creating a sonic experience that feels both nostalgic and fresh. Cheetah Chrome's vocals are artfully "dusted" with Stiv's iconic presence, ensuring the new material retains the raw, visceral energy that defined the Dead Boys' sound. This innovative approach celebrates the band's history while boldly reimagining their future. The album follows recent Dead Boys releases featuring collaborations with The 69 Eyes and Cherie Currie (The Runaways), further cementing the band's relevance across generations. Alt text 2 of 2 What's Next for the Dead Boys: New Music, Tours, and a Search for a Vocalist Fans can expect new tour dates and music videos in Spring 2025 as the band prepares to return to the stage. To enhance their electrifying live performances, the Dead Boys are actively seeking a professional vocalist to join them for future shows. This is a rare chance for a dynamic and talented singer to contribute to the next chapter of punk rock history.
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Pretty bold to impersonate @aoc.bsky.social with content swiped from her feed, but someone is actually trying it. Report.
Screenshot of AOC impersonation @aocprivate.bsky.social Bio claims "This is my private account for chats not for posts, please follow." This is a great way to meet the wallet inspector.
November 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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It’s not immediately obvious, but you tap Subscribe and then choose Mute or Block. You could also scroll the list and deal with them individually, some prefer that.
Screenshot of the mute/block dialogue
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Been here two hours and shit-talking already. Can’t tag in the block crews, because that feature apparently isn’t working atm, so we’re gonna have to roll artisanal on this one.
Screenshot of account for troll account Donald J Trump @reallib.bsky.social Bio reads: POTUS
November 22, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Ooh, I’m gonna look for that.

But yeah, severely exploited, in ways that wouldn’t even pass muster in other parts of the music industry. This blew my mind at the time.
A screenshot from article at https://www.vulture.com/2023/08/loona-comeback-postponed-indefinitely-chuu-contract.html "How did BlockBerryCreative allegedly mismanage LOONA? Before the agency indefinitely postponed the comeback, a bombshell report from Dispatch revealed Chuu's contract details. BlockBerry and the singer signed an exclusive contract in 2017. Earnings would be split at a 7:3 ratio with the agency taking in 70 percent of profits to Chuu's 30 percent. At the same time, expenses would be split at a 5:5 ratio. A post-settlement system was adopted, meaning earnings were divided before subtracting expenses. Under this agreement, 20 percent of expenses would be transferred to LOONA members with each member amassing debt when expenses exceed 70 percent of revenue. Dispatch reported that each LOONA member, excluding Chuu, is 200 million won (approximately $153,500) in debt despite earning 18.6 billion won (approximately $14,275,000). Because Chuu had more activities and appearances than other members, she is not indebted to the company and had earned 220 million won (approximately $169,000) in payments since December 2021."
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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This two-day old account is replying to anyone who responds to William Gibson. They’re claiming to be his management team and trying to get people to dm them for some sort of stupid scam. Report as reply spam.
Screenshot of the account management11.bsky.social Their avatar is a damned blue checkmark from twitter. What a dipshit!
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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I don’t even K-Pop and I know they’re workers. Idols Union Now.
A screenshot from the Korean web drama Lily Fever. A young Korean woman in a white turtleneck with a glum expression sits at a cafe table, the caption of her dialogue reads "Idols need a labor union as well”
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Hey did you guys know that these creeps are on here know?
Bluesky "New Account" tag reads "Say hello! AIPAC joined Bluesky 4 days ago" It’s @aipac1.bsky.social if you want to block them
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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This one made me decide to block her, but I have to admit I admire the dril-like craftsmanship
Mary-62 post that reads "Honey Moon phase over. Follow me back or Fuck off Fern"
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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yeehaw LFG 🤠
Picture of my laptop screen as I run a script to delete everything from my locked account on twitter. A pleasant progress bar reads ‘Deleting 33170 Tweets, 2180 deleted'. My display name 'Leon Skum’, a not-especially clever anagram of Elon Musk can be seen underneath along with a photo of the man himself posing for a picture with Epstein trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, who Elon insisted he’d never met.
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Here’s a quick 4-pack of blockables: 2 'Gays for Trump', a groyper with reportable posts, and Catturd’s biggest fan.
Bio for @bobbcomedy.bsky.social Got a big old GAYS FOR TRUMP banner and a picture of himself, I presume, at the pistol range. Bio: "A Lean Mean Gay Conservative Queen. Living proof not all gay men use the head between their legs to guide them." Mentions he’s on Gab, Gettr, Truth Social and X. I think he’s had enough social media, it ends here. Bluesky bio for @lezbollah.bsky.social self-identifies as "Gays for Trump". Good luck, Babe! New groyper account @legendarypower.bsky.social whose bio states he’s “Not a fan of the gays" That’s probably mutual, fren- now get the fuck out. The quietly devastating bio for @auntpuddin.bsky.social who is going to have a tough time over the next four years, but doesn’t know it yet. "Proud Trump voter, emphysema survivor, and CPAP warrior. I love my schnauzer Suzy. The only thing I miss about Twitter so far is Cat Turd, who I get most of my news from." The Trump 2024 banner and the avatar of Trump riding in a garbage truck complete this bleak scene.
November 14, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Nobody could hold a grudge like Luis Buñuel, world-class hater, mad respect 🫡
Screenshot from the Wikipedia article on Luis Buñuel’s 1964 film Diary of aA Chambermaid: "Shooting on the film began on 21 October 1963. The final scene, in which marching rightists shout "Vive Chiappe", references the Paris police chief who stopped Buñuel's 1930 film L'Âge d'Or from being exhibited after the theater in which it was being shown was destroyed by Fascists."
November 12, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Damn, that’s tough buddy
Gotta catch’em all am I right haha
A beat-up silver pickup truck parked on the street, the bed of the pickup has tall homemade raised plywood sides which have huge capital letters spray painted on them in black outlined with silver reading I HAVE CRABS
November 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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The alt-text of Elise Stefanik’s deleted J6 statement, so everyone can enjoy the irony
ELISE STEFANIK SERVING NEW YORK'S 21st DISTRICT Stefanik Statement on Violence at the United States Capitol January 6, 2021 Washington, D.C. - This is truly a tragic day for America. I fully condemn the dangerous violence and destruction that occurred today at the United States Capitol. Americans have a Constitutional right to protest and freedom of speech, but violence in any form is absolutely unacceptable and anti-American. The perpetrators of this un-American violence and destruction must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. My staff and I are safe. We pray that my colleagues on both sides of the aisle, their staffs, and all Americans across the country remain safe. Thank you to the United States Capitol Police, all law enforcement, the National Guard, and the bipartisan professional staff of the United States Capitol for protecting the People's House and the American people. Permalink: https://stefanik.house.gov/2021/1/stefanik-statement-violence-united-states-capitol Note: this permalink now returns an error message which I’ve used as an image to contain this alt-text, it reads: “The page you have requested does not exist or is undergoing routine maintenance."
November 12, 2024 at 12:59 PM