@sporkorfoon.bsky.social
My car got a toll bill when it was being towed 😆 You wouldn't believe what a giant pain in the ass. It has been to get them to expunge it. I was like you guys can't see from the picture that it's clearly on a tow truck?
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My car got a toll bill when it was being towed 😆 You wouldn't believe what a giant pain in the ass. It has been to get them to expunge it. I was like you guys can't see from the picture that it's clearly on a tow truck?
Is it so much to ask to have a late night schnitzel place Denver???
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Is it so much to ask to have a late night schnitzel place Denver???
Not you too Life360 😆 #67
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not you too Life360 😆 #67
If the holidays got you down, and you're feeling sad, just google videos of baby skunk stomps. 🦨🦶🏼
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If the holidays got you down, and you're feeling sad, just google videos of baby skunk stomps. 🦨🦶🏼
Officially knocked out of the race on Whammageddon. 😓
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Officially knocked out of the race on Whammageddon. 😓
I wish public access television shows were a thing still.
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wish public access television shows were a thing still.
✨ MILE. HIGH. MAGIC. ✨ 🧡💙🧡💙🧡
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
✨ MILE. HIGH. MAGIC. ✨ 🧡💙🧡💙🧡
It's cool when you find a "sport" you're actually good at, at 42. Even though it's bowling lol. Bowled 11 strikes over 3 games and got *star bowler of the week* for the 2 time this league. 🥹🤩💥🥰
October 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's cool when you find a "sport" you're actually good at, at 42. Even though it's bowling lol. Bowled 11 strikes over 3 games and got *star bowler of the week* for the 2 time this league. 🥹🤩💥🥰
What a time to be alive.
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What a time to be alive.
Resisting the urge to wear my new sweater this morning knowing it's gonna be well over 70 be like.... #cowx
a man with blue paint on his face stands in front of a crowd with the word hold on the bottom right
ALT: a man with blue paint on his face stands in front of a crowd with the word hold on the bottom right
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October 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Resisting the urge to wear my new sweater this morning knowing it's gonna be well over 70 be like.... #cowx
This is an Ambush bug I found in my garden yesterday.
September 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is an Ambush bug I found in my garden yesterday.
Went on a random deep dive about Shel Silverstein today and learned in addition to his critically acclaimed books, he was a war correspondent, cartoonist for Playboy magazine and wrote "A boy named Sue" for Johnny Cash and "The Taker" for Waylon Jennings. #TIL
September 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Went on a random deep dive about Shel Silverstein today and learned in addition to his critically acclaimed books, he was a war correspondent, cartoonist for Playboy magazine and wrote "A boy named Sue" for Johnny Cash and "The Taker" for Waylon Jennings. #TIL
#tbt that one time we wore cowboy hats all around NYC and looked like cowpokes from Colorado but little did ppl know we scored a secret Westworld experience at NYCC. Didn't choose the black hat life, it chose us.
September 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
#tbt that one time we wore cowboy hats all around NYC and looked like cowpokes from Colorado but little did ppl know we scored a secret Westworld experience at NYCC. Didn't choose the black hat life, it chose us.
"We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less." – Diogenes
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less." – Diogenes
Social media is marching us towards the death of civil discourse.
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Social media is marching us towards the death of civil discourse.
Of all the things that have kept me up at night. My tarantula drumming on the glass, hoping to attract a mate has gotta be one of the strangest.
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Of all the things that have kept me up at night. My tarantula drumming on the glass, hoping to attract a mate has gotta be one of the strangest.
I'm fairly certain that Golden is my gateway into my kpop midlife crisis. 🫣
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm fairly certain that Golden is my gateway into my kpop midlife crisis. 🫣
Nan Desu Kan day 2 LFG!
August 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nan Desu Kan day 2 LFG!
Reposted
🌎✨ The Overview Effect ✨🌎 🧵
There's a moment that happens to astronauts in orbit—
when they look down and see Earth, whole.
No borders.
No countries.
Just a living, breathing world—fragile, beautiful, floating in blackness.
They call it the Overview Effect.
It cracks something open in you.
There's a moment that happens to astronauts in orbit—
when they look down and see Earth, whole.
No borders.
No countries.
Just a living, breathing world—fragile, beautiful, floating in blackness.
They call it the Overview Effect.
It cracks something open in you.
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🌎✨ The Overview Effect ✨🌎 🧵
There's a moment that happens to astronauts in orbit—
when they look down and see Earth, whole.
No borders.
No countries.
Just a living, breathing world—fragile, beautiful, floating in blackness.
They call it the Overview Effect.
It cracks something open in you.
There's a moment that happens to astronauts in orbit—
when they look down and see Earth, whole.
No borders.
No countries.
Just a living, breathing world—fragile, beautiful, floating in blackness.
They call it the Overview Effect.
It cracks something open in you.
I dreamt that I stayed up all night and had a rad fucking party. It's been a minute since I had a pleasant dream....
August 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I dreamt that I stayed up all night and had a rad fucking party. It's been a minute since I had a pleasant dream....
Hot take: I hate the invention of earbuds. I miss being able to say a casual hello to strangers.
August 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hot take: I hate the invention of earbuds. I miss being able to say a casual hello to strangers.
I'm watching Alone and a dude dyed his hair before starting the challenge to use it as a fishing lure. Brilliant!
July 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm watching Alone and a dude dyed his hair before starting the challenge to use it as a fishing lure. Brilliant!
I wonder if I listen to the airplane soundscape on @calm.com to fall asleep enough times, maybe it will help me sleep on airplane flights.
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I wonder if I listen to the airplane soundscape on @calm.com to fall asleep enough times, maybe it will help me sleep on airplane flights.
2 o'clock in the morning and I'm like... They definitely gave me caff instead of decaf this morning at Mickey D's. 😅
July 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
2 o'clock in the morning and I'm like... They definitely gave me caff instead of decaf this morning at Mickey D's. 😅