It might not be Fifth Ave but it’s sure as hell murder.

That’s okay, our dog’s got that one covered. Just need more people to get hugs from her.

If only spring were evenly distributed.

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

I fixed it.

How my dad seals an opened bag of chips:

This is Afi. Unfortunately, she just committed a murder, but somehow the courts have found her innocent on all counts.

It’s been almost a decade since the last time I did public speaking. BSides Seattle was a lot of fun!

We trained our dogs to wait for their food but that hasn’t stopped them from training us to feel bad about it.

This is what it’s like trying to write documentation.

Here's the gist as a screenshot if anyone's not keen to punch credentials into the wrong website.

Didn’t want to draw the blinds for privacy, so please excuse the redactions. The 19” rack-mount sections are for audio hardware and a KVM. I’m still in the process of switching to rack power to avoid having a bunch of messy surge strips stuffed in the back. Desk frame is sit-stand.

Afi and Ori both do this any time vegetables are getting chopped in the kitchen.

Dogs you say?

Ori’s entire personality, summed up in a single picture.

You know when you feel the need to check on your dogs to make sure they’re still alive? That’s called getting proof-of-woof.