Daniel
@sporkingo.bsky.social
Currently sat watching puppies in the corner of a metal gig. I'm the coolest kid
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Currently sat watching puppies in the corner of a metal gig. I'm the coolest kid
I should stop obsessively trying to find my chemical romance tickets, it's not gonna happen
August 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I should stop obsessively trying to find my chemical romance tickets, it's not gonna happen
Nose started bleeding whilst I was mouthwashing. Instinctively breathed in. 0/10, would not recommend
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Nose started bleeding whilst I was mouthwashing. Instinctively breathed in. 0/10, would not recommend
Finally started Clair Obscur and I'm not sure which hurts more, the emotional pain of the first half of the prologue or how bad I am at dodging
July 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Finally started Clair Obscur and I'm not sure which hurts more, the emotional pain of the first half of the prologue or how bad I am at dodging
Just had the ai training at work, where they showed us how to make a template for a document, then fill out the document, and then summarise the document, with ai. At no point did anyone question why that document was made if it was only going to be fed back into an ai
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just had the ai training at work, where they showed us how to make a template for a document, then fill out the document, and then summarise the document, with ai. At no point did anyone question why that document was made if it was only going to be fed back into an ai
Currently deep into an argument with my partner as to whether a sandwich is one slice of bread folded over or two slices of bread
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Currently deep into an argument with my partner as to whether a sandwich is one slice of bread folded over or two slices of bread
There's an event happening near me and all the advertising is "free event! With parking!". It's next week, and I still don't actually know what it is
May 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There's an event happening near me and all the advertising is "free event! With parking!". It's next week, and I still don't actually know what it is
Was talking about a large rat and my partner said I reference Princess Bride too much. Which is, of course, inconceivable
May 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Was talking about a large rat and my partner said I reference Princess Bride too much. Which is, of course, inconceivable
We've finally hit 70 blankets for wedding favours and are now the crazy family who buy out all blankets at a shop
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We've finally hit 70 blankets for wedding favours and are now the crazy family who buy out all blankets at a shop
Me:"it's been a while since I got my ccna, I should start on my ccnp"
Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"
Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"
April 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me:"it's been a while since I got my ccna, I should start on my ccnp"
Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"
Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"
Apparently I Cum Blood isn't an appropriate song to walk down the aisle to. The wedding is cancelled
April 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Apparently I Cum Blood isn't an appropriate song to walk down the aisle to. The wedding is cancelled
Just woke up from a dream where I had nearly finished bloodborne 2 and now reality sucks
April 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just woke up from a dream where I had nearly finished bloodborne 2 and now reality sucks
Is there any pain worse than having a sting stuck in your head, but not the words or even some of the tune, just one particular sound that you know you know from somewhere
April 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is there any pain worse than having a sting stuck in your head, but not the words or even some of the tune, just one particular sound that you know you know from somewhere
Can someone please teach Nintendo what ssds are? I am sick of sd cards now!
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can someone please teach Nintendo what ssds are? I am sick of sd cards now!
Night 2 of trying to sleep post hair transplant, and I really hope it goes better this time. I should not have stayed up playing batman arkham city though, that one is on me entirely
March 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Night 2 of trying to sleep post hair transplant, and I really hope it goes better this time. I should not have stayed up playing batman arkham city though, that one is on me entirely
The Friday 4pm "what am I doing with my life" crash is hitting hard
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Friday 4pm "what am I doing with my life" crash is hitting hard
Had a dream there was a Daredevil game like the batman arkham games but to convey Matt's guilt they just put so many crimes at once and you couldn't stop them all and save everyone
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Had a dream there was a Daredevil game like the batman arkham games but to convey Matt's guilt they just put so many crimes at once and you couldn't stop them all and save everyone
You're all welcome
Every day I wake up and there's no new buffy the vampire slayer, and I question what is even the point anymore
March 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You're all welcome
Public toilets that close are a travesty and really we should be rioting in the streets over it
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Public toilets that close are a travesty and really we should be rioting in the streets over it
Waited till exactly 5:01 to fart because I'm a professional business person
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Waited till exactly 5:01 to fart because I'm a professional business person
Like most couples, mine and my partners lives were forever changed by Untitled Goose Game and we now communicate through mostly honks
January 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Like most couples, mine and my partners lives were forever changed by Untitled Goose Game and we now communicate through mostly honks
Every day I wake up and there's no new buffy the vampire slayer, and I question what is even the point anymore
January 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Every day I wake up and there's no new buffy the vampire slayer, and I question what is even the point anymore
I don't like to brag but it was actually me who coined the term "delusions of grandeur"
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don't like to brag but it was actually me who coined the term "delusions of grandeur"