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Hate is the only thing keeping him inflated.
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hate is the only thing keeping him inflated.
Failing the country is their whole business model.
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Failing the country is their whole business model.
Best summer album. Ballet For a Rainy Day/1000 Umbrellas/Season Cycle is one of the best-executed song trilogies ever, and I will die on this hill.
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Best summer album. Ballet For a Rainy Day/1000 Umbrellas/Season Cycle is one of the best-executed song trilogies ever, and I will die on this hill.
One of these days Jeffries is going to take off that Mission Impossible mask, and we’re gonna find out he was Joe Lieberman this whole time.
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
One of these days Jeffries is going to take off that Mission Impossible mask, and we’re gonna find out he was Joe Lieberman this whole time.
Didn’t know MidJourney had a Louie Anderson filter.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Didn’t know MidJourney had a Louie Anderson filter.
I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks at this.
September 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks at this.
Man, if I had a dime for everything I didn’t the difference of..
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Man, if I had a dime for everything I didn’t the difference of..
Larry Hogan’s Heroes
September 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Larry Hogan’s Heroes
LFG. Farming bottom line. Know what to do.
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
LFG. Farming bottom line. Know what to do.
The Netflix menu. I have yet to beat it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Netflix menu. I have yet to beat it.
RFK Jr. shouldn’t be allowed to work a can-opener.
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
RFK Jr. shouldn’t be allowed to work a can-opener.
I tried revisiting it recently, with the same result. It’s like they made a whole series out of the boring parts of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Now Quark, on the other hand…
Now Quark, on the other hand…
September 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I tried revisiting it recently, with the same result. It’s like they made a whole series out of the boring parts of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Now Quark, on the other hand…
Now Quark, on the other hand…
I’m in therapy over it. I wish I was kidding.
September 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m in therapy over it. I wish I was kidding.
*Cocaine bear has entered the chat*
September 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*Cocaine bear has entered the chat*
Horde of Seagulls
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Horde of Seagulls
“The politics of failure have failed. It’s time to make them work again.”
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“The politics of failure have failed. It’s time to make them work again.”
Ok, but I’m calling F Trump
August 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ok, but I’m calling F Trump
Let’s dig him up and be mean to him some more.
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Let’s dig him up and be mean to him some more.
Humanity will never invent the technology to store energy. Never.
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Humanity will never invent the technology to store energy. Never.
I’ll maintain to my dying day that if they hadn’t muzzled Tim Walz, Harris might have squeaked out the win.
* might *
* might *
July 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’ll maintain to my dying day that if they hadn’t muzzled Tim Walz, Harris might have squeaked out the win.
* might *
* might *