Elisabeth Parsons
@sporadice.bsky.social
UK
Anti-Corruption, Pro Political Reform.
ME/CFS, She/Her.
Rescue is the only breed.
Politically: Red and Green, a sort of dull brown maybe?
Anti-Corruption, Pro Political Reform.
ME/CFS, She/Her.
Rescue is the only breed.
Politically: Red and Green, a sort of dull brown maybe?
I am in love. Adore.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am in love. Adore.
Your life is an horror story.
I shan’t sleep a wink
Traumatised.
I shan’t sleep a wink
Traumatised.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Your life is an horror story.
I shan’t sleep a wink
Traumatised.
I shan’t sleep a wink
Traumatised.
That is not “the morning”.
That is “the night”.
That is “the night”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That is not “the morning”.
That is “the night”.
That is “the night”.
Two walls are enough right?
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Two walls are enough right?
A fool and her desire to wallpaper the attic are soon parted.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A fool and her desire to wallpaper the attic are soon parted.
Almost certainly.
In the meantime I fear some language could possibly have upset the neighbours and I may have, inadvertently, wallpapered the cat.
In the meantime I fear some language could possibly have upset the neighbours and I may have, inadvertently, wallpapered the cat.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Almost certainly.
In the meantime I fear some language could possibly have upset the neighbours and I may have, inadvertently, wallpapered the cat.
In the meantime I fear some language could possibly have upset the neighbours and I may have, inadvertently, wallpapered the cat.
The children are coming home this weekend, two of them have birthdays.
I hope to finish turning the midden that was their attic into decorated guest bedrooms.
Wallpapering today.
I hope to finish turning the midden that was their attic into decorated guest bedrooms.
Wallpapering today.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The children are coming home this weekend, two of them have birthdays.
I hope to finish turning the midden that was their attic into decorated guest bedrooms.
Wallpapering today.
I hope to finish turning the midden that was their attic into decorated guest bedrooms.
Wallpapering today.
I’ve still got time to make a food order before the weekend.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I’ve still got time to make a food order before the weekend.
Spawns of Satan. I tried to warn you.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Spawns of Satan. I tried to warn you.
The Mead Before Christmas
Can be sung to the tune of We Wish you a Merry Christmas. Well, almost.
You have to torture the occasional syllable but who cares?
We’ve all had a drink.
Can be sung to the tune of We Wish you a Merry Christmas. Well, almost.
You have to torture the occasional syllable but who cares?
We’ve all had a drink.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The Mead Before Christmas
Can be sung to the tune of We Wish you a Merry Christmas. Well, almost.
You have to torture the occasional syllable but who cares?
We’ve all had a drink.
Can be sung to the tune of We Wish you a Merry Christmas. Well, almost.
You have to torture the occasional syllable but who cares?
We’ve all had a drink.
So pour her a cup of that marvellous brew,
The golden and gladdening drink she is due.
No holly nor pudding does fulfil her need,
But joy does return with a glassful of mead.
🎶
The golden and gladdening drink she is due.
No holly nor pudding does fulfil her need,
But joy does return with a glassful of mead.
🎶
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
So pour her a cup of that marvellous brew,
The golden and gladdening drink she is due.
No holly nor pudding does fulfil her need,
But joy does return with a glassful of mead.
🎶
The golden and gladdening drink she is due.
No holly nor pudding does fulfil her need,
But joy does return with a glassful of mead.
🎶
🎶
She scowls at the carols and baubles of cheer,
Too early, she grumbles, for Christmas this year.
She shuns all the tinsel and the fruit cake I made,
But melts when I bring her a flagon of mead.
She scowls at the carols and baubles of cheer,
Too early, she grumbles, for Christmas this year.
She shuns all the tinsel and the fruit cake I made,
But melts when I bring her a flagon of mead.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
🎶
She scowls at the carols and baubles of cheer,
Too early, she grumbles, for Christmas this year.
She shuns all the tinsel and the fruit cake I made,
But melts when I bring her a flagon of mead.
She scowls at the carols and baubles of cheer,
Too early, she grumbles, for Christmas this year.
She shuns all the tinsel and the fruit cake I made,
But melts when I bring her a flagon of mead.
With Mr P smiling and topping her glass,
She’s queen of her parlour, our pub and the class.
So here’s to her wit and her heart full of fun
May her days stay as smooth as the ironing she’s done.
🩵
She’s queen of her parlour, our pub and the class.
So here’s to her wit and her heart full of fun
May her days stay as smooth as the ironing she’s done.
🩵
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
With Mr P smiling and topping her glass,
She’s queen of her parlour, our pub and the class.
So here’s to her wit and her heart full of fun
May her days stay as smooth as the ironing she’s done.
🩵
She’s queen of her parlour, our pub and the class.
So here’s to her wit and her heart full of fun
May her days stay as smooth as the ironing she’s done.
🩵
At the Firkin Gherkin we all raise a cheer,
For Katherine’s day has come ‘round this year
Her puzzles are done and her linen’s are neat,
Her cucumber sandwiches? Well, they can’t be beat.
For Katherine’s day has come ‘round this year
Her puzzles are done and her linen’s are neat,
Her cucumber sandwiches? Well, they can’t be beat.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
At the Firkin Gherkin we all raise a cheer,
For Katherine’s day has come ‘round this year
Her puzzles are done and her linen’s are neat,
Her cucumber sandwiches? Well, they can’t be beat.
For Katherine’s day has come ‘round this year
Her puzzles are done and her linen’s are neat,
Her cucumber sandwiches? Well, they can’t be beat.
Can I offer you some fruit cake?
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Can I offer you some fruit cake?
Not to worry - look, I’ll hang up lots of lovely shiny twinkling things to distract you.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not to worry - look, I’ll hang up lots of lovely shiny twinkling things to distract you.
🎶Fa la la la laaa la la la la.🎶
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
🎶Fa la la la laaa la la la la.🎶
Tis the season to be jolly?
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Tis the season to be jolly?