spoopywizard.bsky.social
@spoopywizard.bsky.social
Yeah probably
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh no! How will you ever do the Jiggley Titty dance now?!
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Of course *you'd* be obsessed with Jerma lol
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bluesky would only let me attach one image per comment so you got the trickle roast
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The books in question
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
But does he then eat pussy?
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I should have known better than to check a notification from you while in a public place.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
You can't just say that
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
DRIPPINGS! DRIPPINGS! Omfg autocorrect made that sound super fucking weird.
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Oh. Convenient. I've also got a whole beard underneath to catch the droppings.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It's more fun if it's someone else's fingers
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
..............

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January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Are there any healthy fictional romances?! Authors only like one thing
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Yeah. Uggh.. Yeah just watch porn today OK. Do not check anything else. Just porn. Stay happy.
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
But actually that would be a pretty funny video idea. Beating the shit out of all of your Depression and Burnout in effigy. And then seducing it. Domming it? Fucking it to diffuse it. Enemies to lovers. 10/10 you're welcome.
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
.... And porn. Ultraviolence, and porn. But probably not at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Nothing like a bit of the old UltraViolence
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Simply move to a country with Healthcare
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 AM
There are multiple episodes of Star Trek about this exact situation.
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Siiiiiiigh *unzips*
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Like
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
You mean like
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
That's better.
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's not a rumor, and it's not just the clit.
January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM