Marshal von Blüski
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Marshal von Blüski
@spoons.rule.fyi
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social be like "we will respond in a time, place, and manner of our choosing. But the response will be continuous and it will meet the moment that is required based on what my consultants tell me is the right time, place, and manner."
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
No no, it was "flawed decisions"
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 AM
100%. I also blame him for Bo Nix being injured.
a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at the camera and saying " absolutely "
Alt: Shia le beef pointing at the camera and saying " absolutely "
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Why have you done this?!
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Big nips, big dick. Only way to play.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You <-> Madame Nhu <-> Clinton
a blue man shaking hands with two white people with presentermedia written below them
Alt: a blue blob person shaking hands with two white blob people
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Pretty sure you're actually 12 different people working in shifts.
a south park poster that says you are a liar and a fake
Alt: a south park poster that says you are a liar and a fake
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Have we verified this guy isn’t an offshore contractor for some social media PR firm?
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They both sound like miserable people to interact with, and they clearly aren't familiar with the "if everyone around you is an asshole, maybe you're the asshole" saying.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This makes me want to go to target even less.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is a good reminder to cancel my subscriptio, thanks!
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would never vote for someone who signs their emails "cheers"
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, but that tattoo is the most nazi ss ass skull, we should really be calling it his totenkopf tattoo
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
Alt: David Webb in an SS uniform is asking are we the baddies .
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don't think there's a negative story about him that I wouldn't find plausible. "He's a sex pest" Yeah, makes sense. "He's the zodiac killer" Sure, I could see it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m like… 90% certain Matt has never talked about his past coprophagia on the frotcast
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yes, I think this was already happening during the war, and even more post-denazification as part of the overall mythologizing of the Wehrmacht (as clean, the best trained, best led except for Hitler, the most advanced, etc). It also just fits longstanding stereotypes of Germans as engineers.
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I‘d love it if they just went for it and either served scalding, microwaved ice cream or ice cream with capsaicin extract instead of sugar or something
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Apparently Sanchez was “jogging“ in the alley before the altercation. Not sure how to interpret that.

> Surveillance footage shows Sanchez jogging back and forth in the alley before approaching a box truck that was backed into a loading dock.
fox59.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Pretty sure Cowen is buddies with Steven Pinker, pictured here with some of his other friends
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
bro, that's colonialism
September 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You could try an archiving tool like www.getsinglefile.com which also has a browser extension, but it might be too annoying if you have a lot of pages. There are archiver crawlers, but they tend to use more specialized formats
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www.getsinglefile.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I want someone to sell pro-biotic German fermented milk and call Dickmilch.

Die Dickmilch wankt heftig.
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This loser couldn’t even put more than 70 points on the 2023 Broncos. Fire Mike McDaniel, hire Josh McDaniels, who knew how to wreck the broncos.
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM