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So Final Destination: Bloodlines was a good laugh...and that's about it! Oh, and that one kid? Deserved it.
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I honked at a train and it honked back at me. I swear I was 6 years old again as I shrieked and giggled in my own car. To whoever that conductor was, you made my absolute day!!
July 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
July 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This week's episode of the Dead Meat Podcast is out! Come hang out with James, Chelsea, and MILLIONS of bees!
May 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The Admiral’s Divorced Parents ❤️

#tma #themagnusarchives
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No one loves cake the way Buddy Valastro loves cake, and I'll stand by that.
March 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I managed to slice open the pad of my big toe on ??? Literally just looked down and was like "Oh goodie, I'm bleeding. Wonder when that happened."
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Here are all the films nominated for the 2025 Dead Meat Horror Awards!
March 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yo, aliens. Can you abduct me please? I'm tired
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why does life gotta be so....life, man?
February 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Okay so we called it tweeting for Twitter, so what are we calling it here? Just posts? Flaps? Wings?
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Samuel Loomis winning the 3rd Horror Royal Rumble was not my bet, but it was WELL deserved!!!
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gray's Anatomy is a white girls One Piece, and no, I will not be taking questions. I said what I said.
February 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh I'm funny? Thanks. It's my ✨️trauma✨️
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The high yesterday was 76°. Its JANUARY. But nooooo climate change totally isn't real
January 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is it bad that Im counting down the days until I deactivate my Twitter?
January 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Life really be kicking my ass right now
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We loooooove having the flu. It's sooooooooo much fun.
January 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can I live in precedented times please?
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Guess what bitches, I'm still non-binary
January 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Okay so I know I lived through Vine shutting down but this sucks soooooo much more somehow
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You know, a long swim in the Mississippi River sounds like a swell idea right about now...
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If Vine shutting down is compared to the Titanic tragedy, TikTok being shut down is like 9/11. A national tragedy and an inside job all in one
January 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM