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It looks like how my nana decorated her kitchen with way too many copper molds like the kitchen in the Golden Girls
Screengrab from the Golden Girls. They are all in the kitchen at the table talking, left to right Sofia (Estelle Getty), Dorothy (Bea Arthur), Blanche (Rue McClanahan), and Rose (Betty White) on the walls are like fifty copper molds. This angle doesn’t show the one that looks like a penis. A kitchen with way too many copper molds and Bundt pans on the walls above the sink like 400% too many
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This fuckin guy
Simpsons screenshot with Mr Burns and Barney seated next to each other on a public bus. Barney says, “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?” Simpsons screenshot with Mr Burns and Barney seated next to each other on a public bus. Barney just said, “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?” And Mr Burns replies “Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns!”
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The Kobayashi Maru of Fuck Marry K1ll
First term photo of Jared Kushner Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon in the Oval Office (when it wasn’t covered floor to ceiling in tacky gold bricabrac)
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Gary Larson’s Far Side comic with a bunch of vultures surrounding something dead, in the desert, with a saguaro in the background. One vulture is wearing a shirt and comically large cowboy hat and is saying, “Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy. Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Screenshot from The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) with Clancy Brown, Jeff Goldblum and Peter Weller, the first two wearing cowboy outfits and weller wearing a suit and bow tie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The depth of my contempt and loathing of this man and his confederacy of dunces is immeasurable
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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My little fart machine making the vengeful hateful maga world seem a little farther away ♥️♥️🐾
My French bulldog Georgina on my lap wrapped in a blanket. She is grey with a white chest splotch, and at this angle her face looks like 40% jowls.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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“Protesting our rising authoritarianism? That’s an insurrection.

Criticizing ice kidnappings? That’s an insurrection.

Acting like Trump isn’t Jesus Christ himself? That’s an insurrection.

Posting images of me with that weird painted on hair? You better believe that’s an insurrection.”
Screengrab from The Simpsons of Jasper, a local cranky old man, holding a large wooden paddle. It’s the episode where the teachers go on strike and the school has locals fill in and here Jasper is telling the second graders that any and all talking movement and even paddling of the school canoe will result in a paddlin’ as he is old and remembers fondly when grown adult school employees used to beat kids with wooden paddles for minor infractions.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This fucking guy
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Screenshot from Frasier of Niles at the coffee shop. He is wearing a brown suit and tie, looks cranky and is saying “oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My dog’s love language is farting
Closeup shot of my French bulldog making a goofy face after she woke herself up farting. She is a silvery grey lilac (meaning she has light purple accents to her coloring) with a white splotch on her chest, and she appears to be smiling. Smiling because she just farted on me again.
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My loathing of this pathetic smug fake Christian lickspittle imp grows apace
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Conan did this bit better with just a photo
Screenshot of the old Conan O’Brien show bit where they showed a photo of a celebrity and someone either spoke through a hole in the cut out mouth or they shopped the mouth over the photo to make “interviews” wherein the famous people made gaffes or admitted embarrassing things or just insulted Conan
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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He is just openly and officially embracing he and his party’s racist batshitery in front of the whole world jfc
Screenshot from the Coen Brothers movie O Brother Where Art Thou, from the kkk scene of the white supremacists crossburning, of the leader in a red version of the robe and pointy dunce hat the klan wears. In the scene he is wearing tiny round black-rimmed eyeglasses and is giving a speech about how they need to protect white purity for the future.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I love how besides all the tickety tackity gold shit on the walls there are ever more and more photos of himself some with famous people it’s beginning to look like Norma Desmond’s parlor up in there
Screenshot from Sunset Blvd (1950) of Norma Desmond in her parlor on the couch surrounded by dozens of 8x10” framed photos of herself and just out of frame are large paintings of her, including a life size one, all over the walls. Her vanity is foundational to her character as is her great jealousy and paranoia.
September 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Make your own White House! Just order these stickers and boom! Fancy rich guy shit according to our current President king
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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There’s a damn fly in my house too wily for my swatting prowess and I’ve chosen to focus all my fury and recrimination of the current government on the task of killing it and suddenly realized who i reminded myself of lol but also it’s time to swat like hell
Image from Breaking Bad tv show of a fly on the right side of a man’s eyeglasses and his eye behind the lens is looking to the side in fear or anger. Context is he is cooking meth in a fancy lab and a fly has gotten inside and he and his partner try to kill it for the whole hour episode, getting more and more upset.
August 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Maybe his new pr person convinced him it was a smart move to make people forget those nasty nasty things they keep asking about
Screenshot from Frasier with Frasier and his agent Bebe on a window ledge. He went onto the ledge thinking Bebe was going to jump after they slept together and he then rejected her but she was just doing it for good publicity for him to leverage against the station Frasier worked at to renegotiate his contract
August 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I’m gonna start getting more tattoos but all just text of history excerpts from important books so when we slide further into the dystopian world the dark agers are dragging us to I can be one of the Miss Giddy’s
Photo of actress Jennifer Hagan as Miss Giddy from Mad Max: Fury Road. She is an older woman wearing an apron and her skin is completely tattooed with words and text, she carries her knowledge with her, on her, part of her. Her role was a nanny and teacher to the wives, the slaves Immortan Joe forces to have his children, as she is a History Woman. She defiantly yells at Immortan Joe when he discovers the wives missing, despite knowing it means her death, “They are not your property!”
August 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I’m just supposed to just be okay with Trent Reznor having white hair now this means I’m old too bc I bought PHM on cassette tape in 1989 nooooooooo

#rockstarsareimmortal

📸: @treznor.bsky.social (from NIN fb page)
Photo of Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails sitting in his office with his arms crossed. The walls are covered in NIN paraphernalia. He is wearing a windbreaker jacket and jeans and has white hair now.
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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“Build unto me a ballroom of ridiculous proportion!”
Gif from Futurama of a Bender statue of ridiculous proportions. From the episode when he becomes pharaoh of the ancient Egyptian like alien world and puts everyone into abject slavery and forces them to make him tributes. The statue belches fire and shouts “REMEMBER ME!”
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Cue Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love”
Gif of Robert deNiro as Tommy in Goodfellas. In this scene he is in a suit and tie sitting at the bar smoking a cigarette and looking over to his left in an attentive serious manner. Context is he is considering killing a guy for bothering him about money he owes him and Tommy wonders if he can keep his mouth shut since he’s always complaining and talking shit. So he’s watching the guy talk to Henry on the other side of the bar and deciding if it’s worth the risk.
July 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Sure you bet
Cult lady from Midsommar dressed in white folk clothing and wearing a red hat that looks like a turban with a brim.
July 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Sure the white South African wife of Scooter Braun has an “invention” that is costly but promises amazing things just give her money yep yepyepyep
Grifter Elizabeth Holmes in a black turtleneck like her hero Steve Jobs, with her blonde hair in a bun, holding up a small what appears to be a pill with her left arm as she gazes at it. This was a small blood sample vial as her scam was a machine that did every blood test in the world with a single drop of blood but it never worked and she kept collecting money and accolades until it caught up to her and she went to prison. Of course she got pregnant while awaiting trial and then said new moms shouldn’t go to prison it would be cruel as if they don’t send pregnant women and new moms to prison all the time if you’re not a darling of moneyed people. Somehow the excuse didn’t work this time. Rich people everywhere must have reeled from the shock.
July 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Seinfeld screenshot of Elaine and Sue Ellen Mishke, the Braless Wonder, Elaine’s nemesis due to her non-bra wearing big bosomed freewheeling ways
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM