Can’t remember the time I last participated in a #PortfolioDay, so here’s hoping this makes up for lost time.

Hi, I’m Caleb! I love teaching, tabletop roleplaying games, and doing fantastic art of all sorts.

Hello to my 6 friends and 20 bots following me!

Tonight is the 400th episode of @lorcpodcast.bsky.social Celebrating 9 years of friendship, dick jokes, and our incredible, inclusive, community. Hang with us tonight and let’s have a party.

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I wanted a donut today, so I asked my maintenance guy if he wanted one, my treat. I get to @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social and just buy a dozen for my building, and put them in the lobby.

This is why I’ll never be a rich man, but this is the most fulfilled I’ve felt all week.

One of the great laments of my life has been that my stride does not match the spaces between the breaks in the sidewalk.

My mother’s back will never recover.

I ran my first session of Call of Cthulhu yesterday. It’s a Weird West version inspired by Murder on the Orient Express, that I wrote myself. I’ve never written a real horror story before. So far…

Player Death/Insanity: 0
Mutilated Bodies: 1
Peaks into the infinite horror: 1

The venn diagram of millennials who zone out watching carpet cleaning videos and people who watched still images of playboy photos slowly reveal over dial up internet, is a full circle.

So I’m working on a Cthulhu adventure for one of my groups, and I’ve got a whole arc figured out, and then I thinks to me self.

“What if everyone was a muppet?”