Man, I remember a time in which I both respected doctors and thought the US government could be salvaged. How times change.

The problem with the doctor is that my tolerance for irritation is much lower than my desire to be alive.

Facebook Marketplace would be vastly improved by adding a comment section

Do you think ergonomic monitor placement guides account for those who sit like goblins?

If you're hooting and hollering DURING a ballad at a live show, I think it's important for you to know that you are not actually the main character.

I will say, the incredibly tall man in front of me at Nick Cave has incredible posture.

Any gearheads know how to swap the horn sound on a 2015 Honda Fit so it plays a recording that says "keep right except to pass"? Asking for a friend.

Shout out to my boyfriend being a heavy sleeper because the only solution to my time blindness is endlessly snoozing each of my two morning alarms until I leave for work

If your every day truck has 6 wheels, please know that we're enemies.