The only mistake I've genuinely made here is not reporting because you spent literal months telling me how bad of an idea that was but go the absolute fuck off I guess you absolute garbage person

and it was totally rude of me to not flatter you to death when you randomly bombed me with a dick pic, you right

I probably could have been a little nicer when you told me to bend further over my work so you could see better

it was 100% mb that you weren't getting laid by your girl, you're right I should have done something about that for you

you're actually so right you know, I definitely should have said yes when you asked me to go fool around at work, even though I was visibly uncomfortable talking to you