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@spookyfox.bsky.social
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cryptid, crafter, tea enthusiast ✷ he/they ✷ 🔞

• icon art by @seadeepspace.bsky.social

• I mostly RT art and things I think should be shared

• blm ♥ acab ♥ free palestine ♥ queer af
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Someone local posted this on Facebook Marketplace and my immediate thought was “nightmare blunt rotation”
A photo from a Facebook Marketplace listing of five “Elf on the Shelf” style dolls (fabric dolls with rectangular bodies, long limbs, and plastic heads). From left to right: pink-attired Elf on the Shelf (I am absolutely not checking to see if they have names), Snoop on the Stoop, the Grinch, Donald Fucking Trump I’m Not Even Kidding, and the classic red-attired Elf on the Shelf
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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There should be more non-dessert dishes topped with toasted marshmallows
Norman Rockwell’s 1943 painting “Freedom of Speech,” depicting a white blue-collar man in plaid shirt and work jacket with dirty hands standing to voice his opinion at a town hall meeting, surrounded by a seated, white crowd that appears to be largely white-collar workers in colored shirts and ties
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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This is a renaissance painting
Overhead photo of me lying on the couch with my legs bent awkwardly because Tango (a Shiba Inu) is lying in the V of my legs with her face on my knee, while Merlin (a white cat with black van markings and splotches) is melted across my lap and hanging off the couch.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Someone run this through an ai detector because those feathers are wack
Official graphic downloaded from war.gov of the “Department of War” seal with an eagle that looks like the badly vectorized design of something freehanded by a tattoo artist’s apprentice after a few beers
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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For some reason it is very funny to me (and not at aaaall aggravating) how the ways people mispronounce my name are captured perfectly by Apple’s voicemail transcriptions
Screenshot of a voicemail transcription: “This is Pathology Consultants, calling with an important message regarding your balance for Keon [Redacted]. Please ask Keon…” Screenshot of a voicemail transcription: “…remind Cayenne [Redacted] that you have an appointment on Tuesday, November 4th, 2025 scheduled for 230 PM with [Redacted]…”
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Why does she have to crouch awkwardly like a feral child
Photo of a sashige (sable) red Shiba “sitting” on an ottoman except her butt isn’t quite touching and she is hunched forward to eat out of a small dish so she just looks ridiculous tbh
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Is it even Halloween if you’re not hot glueing things directly to your house?
Photograph of my house at night, a one story house with tall pointed peaks, a pink-grey brick facade and teal shutters. The mailbox is decorated to look like a crypt or stone tonm with two crows perched on top and a ghost hanging from it. The garage has a silhouetted design (cut from a solid sheet of magnetic material) of a spooky tree, wood with glowing red LED eyes, and a wrought iron fence with a sinister jack o’lantern impaled on it. The street lamp has a jack o lantern over the glass lamp. The downstairs windows has a glowing spiderweb. More glowing lights can be seen along the walkway and the front porch is glowing red. Normally I have purple black lights on the carriage lights but they were dead and I don’t get around to buying new ones. :( Closer photo of the front of the house with the jack o’lantern street lamp in the foreground and the wolf on the garage door to one side. The mulched flowerbed alongside the path is a cemetery full of glowing tombstones and illuminated carved pumpkins (foam cray pumpkins - all carved by me over the years 🖤). Photo of the path leading up to the front door. Clear panels of acrylic etched with scenes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion line the path, with three stacked glowing jack o lanterns at the enclave. A table is along the side of the house draped in a spiderweb tablecloth. Glowing spider lights hang over the doorway in the alcove. Closer photo of the table. An illuminated sign reading “Happy Halloween” hangs above and an animated yowling black cat with glowing green eyes (which is 50% off already at Target FYI but also fuck Target) sits surrounded by a bowl of dum dums, a coffin-shaped tray of non-candy treats (mini notepads etc), and a wooden serving tray full of assorted candy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Wow I guess it’s true men in the 70’s looked like women
Newspaper photo of a large crowd watching a ma on the stage at an early Star Trek convention, possibly even the first in 1976 at the Statler-Hilton Hotel in NY. Even though the resolution is not great you can still easily make out many female-presenting individuals. Black and white photo of the 1976 fan convention wit a throng of fans getting autographs at a table, though the cast member is only the back of the head shot so not sure who it is. Anyway several female-presenting faces are in the crowds including what looks very much like an excited young woman right at the table, but I guess I must be mistaken because what are the odds of that. Photo from a 70’s Star Trek convention of a group of about 10 fans on a stage in costumes; several of them might be mistaken for women because they look exactly like them. Photo from the first recorded Star Trek fan event, Newark Public Library's "Star Trek Convention" on March 1st, 1969. Organized by two fans with mysteriously fem-sounding names, Sherna Comerford and Devra Langsam and attended by some 300 fans. Around 16 individuals are in the photo and the vast majority are female-presenting. Curious.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I only laugh just to keep from weeping.
Photograph of the East Wing of the Whire House being demolished by heavy machinery on October 20th, 2025. Someone has photoshopped a “Spirit Halloween coming soon” banner onto the building.
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I feel like this is the story of our lives tho?
Screenshot of the original post except “grilled cheese sandwich” has been blacked out and replaced with new text, such that the post now reads “I want a [fill in the blank] so bad but I don’t want to make it”
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I know a lot of people rail about block lists (mostly people who have been put on one) and their potential for abuse/manipulation but I continue to be a big fan
Screenshot of the newly verified Bluesky account “whitehouse-47.bsky.social” (because who would expect the White House to have its own domain ig?) showing that it has already been blocked for me by the list “Right wing propaganda and their followers” Screenshot of the newly verified Bluesky account “homelandgov.bsky.social” showing that it has already been blocked for me by the list “Right wing propaganda and their followers”
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Fear Below (2024)
Screenshot of a letterboxed review by user ZityGoneCrazy, who gave the film just two stars: i just hate it when sharks appear in my local river to guard lost mafia treasure
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Don’t Turn Out the Lights (2023)
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by user Dom, who gives the film 1 star: I could NOT tell you what this movie was about, but there was a very silly scene where a guy hits a racist with a vibrator
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by user ndc32002, who awarded the film 2½ stars: another entry in the paul rudd bad dad cinematic universe
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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What if for every horror film I watch this month instead of my own thoughts I just share my favourite Letterboxed review?

Here’s The Substance (2024):
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by a user named “Griffin” who marked the film “loved” but did not give it a star rating: Many people warned me how disturbing the body horror imagery gets by the end of the film. NO ONE WARNED ME THAT THE *OPENING SHOT* IS A TRULY REVOLTING CLOSE-UP OF AN EGG.
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Tiny jetsetter
Photo of a mint-colored “Pin for Love” mini labubu in front of a plane window, with the winding Mississippi River below Photo of the same mini labubu in front of an airport window with a United-branded Boeing 737-800 visible in he background Photo of the mini labubu contained in a small clear bag to protect him from the dirty dirty world Photo of the mini labubu in front of a red and white biplane, a Alexander Eaglerock Model A-14, hanging from a skylight in the Denver airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This comment was to a distraught redditor being sexually harassed by someone she considered a “good friend” but god damn it is such a clear and beautiful way to explain boundaries as a thing that protects YOU not a way to try to “teach” someone to “change” I just. Everyone needs to read this.
Screenshot of a Reddit comment by u/Boysenberry in the AmIOverreacting sub: You've said no and he's ignored it. You cannot "get a person to respect your boundaries," because humans have free will. you can only uphold your own self-boundaries by deciding what you will do when a boundary is crossed and then doing it. The only reasonable self-boundary to have with regard to a sexual harasser who knows the harassment is unwanted and won't stop is "if the harassment continues after I have firmly said it must stop, then I will have no further contact with that person and will protect myself through legal means if necessary." Let go of the idea that you can make him understand this is wrong. You can only control yourself. You can do loving kindness meditation or pray for him from a distance if those things are part of your life, but there is nothing you can do or say that will make the light go on in his head. Hopefully he is just young and stupid and porn-brained and someday he mature and will find something that he wants more than he wants to continue this behavior.
October 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me 💅🏻

(More pics on insta I feel weird posting pics of both myself and others on here bc public)
Photo of a little white guy in a grey suit
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This was THE most poorly-targeted and confusing ad to throw at me today
Screenshot of an ad from the Reddit mobile app. It is stylized to look like a post by u/Enfamil but has the word “Promoted” next to the username. There is a thumbnail image of an adult looking down at an infant. The subject text says: “A PSA for FTMs. If your LO has a cow's milk allergy, Nutramigen® could help. Get relief today.”
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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There was a punk werewolf and a patriot werewolf (derogatory) but not a single werewolf who wasn’t on a lunar ozempic-testosterone cocktail
Behind-the-scenes still of director Steven Miller’s favorite werewolf from the film, “Punk Rock Princess”, a werewolf with dyed red fur on the top of her head wearing a vest covered in patches and studs that somehow still fits, and possibly eye makeup? A still from the 2024 film Werewolves of a werewolf with red, white, and blue face paint wearing body armor adorned with a cardboard sign, standing in front of an electrified fence and atmospheric fog
October 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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POV: You weren’t paying attention to her
Photo of Tango, a sashige shiba inu, lying on her back on a pile of blankets with her head in my lap looking up at me upside down with a goofy expression
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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OH if you want to know what I had hanging over me all weekend, the vet showed me these x-rays Friday and was like “yeah his intestines should be filing that whole space” like ajdkdhfmfbf
X-ray of a cat from the side. You can see his heart and lungs in his ribcage to the left, then his liver. On the right you can see his intestines in his pelvis but in between them and his liver is a large white mass obstructing the view of his other organs X-ray of the same cat from above showing the same mass stretching from liver to bowel
September 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I have been on an emotional rollercoaster and didn’t want to just share worry before I had some actual information to go with but:

If your 8.8lb, 18-year-old cat is going to have a softball-sized tumor in his abdomen, Artemis has the least-bad kind of softball-sized tumor with the best prognosis 🥲
An extremely handsome and good boy (a blue-point Siamese) sitting on a rug on a vet’s exam table next to his carrier Another photo of the same Siamese showing he is a skinny old ma baby
September 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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So if you drag your feet on a project long enough the company will go and release official ones :cryingsunglassesemoji:
Photograph of five unfinished crochet amigurumi, the Mystery Inc gang Woobles-style, with Fred, Daphne, Velma, Scooby Doo, and Shaggy as bald eggs with their arms in front of them waiting to be sewed on Promo photo of an official Scooby Doo x Woobles collab with crochet amigurumi versions of Shaggy and Scooby, a small box of Scooby Snacks and an incredibly adorable Mystery Machine
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Has anyone made bingo cards yet?
List of beliefs identified as indicators of “leftist terrorism” by Trump’s new National Security directive: • anti-Americanism, • anti-capitalism, • anti-Christianity, • support for the overthrow of the United States Government, • extremism on migration, • extremism on race, • extremism on gender, • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on religion, and • hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM