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Writes, podcasts, streams and more for Scanline Media. Hosts Novel Not New: A True End Podcast. She/Her. Plural, goes by Jennifer, Aster or both. Werewolf.
Pre-2015 to 2025. We have purposefully memory holed our previous life, but it’s funny how we almost never smiled back then, while smiles come all too easy for us now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Pre-2015 to 2025. We have purposefully memory holed our previous life, but it’s funny how we almost never smiled back then, while smiles come all too easy for us now.
Local Dunkin' still doesn't have the normal sourdough breakfast sandwich with two fried eggs
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Local Dunkin' still doesn't have the normal sourdough breakfast sandwich with two fried eggs
Raymond, With Nothing to Do
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Raymond, With Nothing to Do
If there's one thing we want changed in the Steam store interface (besides the reviews) it's this.
3 buy buttons, each of which has a different price. We know the system is automatically adjusting because we already own the rest of Atari 50, but it should give us one buy button at the lowest price!
3 buy buttons, each of which has a different price. We know the system is automatically adjusting because we already own the rest of Atari 50, but it should give us one buy button at the lowest price!
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If there's one thing we want changed in the Steam store interface (besides the reviews) it's this.
3 buy buttons, each of which has a different price. We know the system is automatically adjusting because we already own the rest of Atari 50, but it should give us one buy button at the lowest price!
3 buy buttons, each of which has a different price. We know the system is automatically adjusting because we already own the rest of Atari 50, but it should give us one buy button at the lowest price!
You know Animal Crossing: New Horizons has hooked us once again when we’re gasping with delight after catching a huge-ass fish
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know Animal Crossing: New Horizons has hooked us once again when we’re gasping with delight after catching a huge-ass fish
“Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings…GODS.”
Novel Not New records on Deus Ex next Friday, November 28! Send questions to emails@scanlinemedia.com, and we’ll include you in our discussion.
Novel Not New records on Deus Ex next Friday, November 28! Send questions to emails@scanlinemedia.com, and we’ll include you in our discussion.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings…GODS.”
Novel Not New records on Deus Ex next Friday, November 28! Send questions to emails@scanlinemedia.com, and we’ll include you in our discussion.
Novel Not New records on Deus Ex next Friday, November 28! Send questions to emails@scanlinemedia.com, and we’ll include you in our discussion.
This iced tea wants to FUCK
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This iced tea wants to FUCK
What’s already out for “of the Devil” is some of the most whip-smart, emotionally resonant writing we’ve seen in a video game. We feel seen in Morgan, and we adore the prologue and Episode 1 to bits.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What’s already out for “of the Devil” is some of the most whip-smart, emotionally resonant writing we’ve seen in a video game. We feel seen in Morgan, and we adore the prologue and Episode 1 to bits.
She’s so fucking cool
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She’s so fucking cool
YOOOOO
…we hear that Kyrie is planning some incentive stretch goals before the donation drive ends at midnight Pacific tonight. But from the bottom of our heart, thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
…we hear that Kyrie is planning some incentive stretch goals before the donation drive ends at midnight Pacific tonight. But from the bottom of our heart, thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
YOOOOO
…we hear that Kyrie is planning some incentive stretch goals before the donation drive ends at midnight Pacific tonight. But from the bottom of our heart, thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
…we hear that Kyrie is planning some incentive stretch goals before the donation drive ends at midnight Pacific tonight. But from the bottom of our heart, thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Much like CyberConnect2 is all about getting its audience in touch with their inner furry, we firmly believe Kazutaka Kodaka and crew know that everyone has a little bit of freak in them, and have a knack for writing characters that resonate with your specific brand of weird.
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Much like CyberConnect2 is all about getting its audience in touch with their inner furry, we firmly believe Kazutaka Kodaka and crew know that everyone has a little bit of freak in them, and have a knack for writing characters that resonate with your specific brand of weird.
Yugamu Omokage in Hundred Line is the classic flirtatious gay character on steroids. He's such a little freak, but in ways that are like "The way you talk about your passion for killing is actually pretty romantic???" Also, he's a real sweetheart once you get to know him, and you *can* date him. So.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yugamu Omokage in Hundred Line is the classic flirtatious gay character on steroids. He's such a little freak, but in ways that are like "The way you talk about your passion for killing is actually pretty romantic???" Also, he's a real sweetheart once you get to know him, and you *can* date him. So.
Kindaichi is SUCH a fucking gremlin. We love him
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Kindaichi is SUCH a fucking gremlin. We love him
When your dedication to antiquated language is so thorough that the Land button becomes Alight 👍
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When your dedication to antiquated language is so thorough that the Land button becomes Alight 👍
We love these goofballs so much
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We love these goofballs so much
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer luring you away from your island with the promise of a job, only to pay you in company scrip instead of Bells, is so evil. We don’t care about the company store, damn it! We just want to build bridges at home!! Give us our cheddar!!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer luring you away from your island with the promise of a job, only to pay you in company scrip instead of Bells, is so evil. We don’t care about the company store, damn it! We just want to build bridges at home!! Give us our cheddar!!!
The seventh played Sonny Boy
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The seventh played Sonny Boy
Preservation means more to us than “it runs” and “we added cloud saves.” It means the experience is on par with how people played it back in the day. And not being able to see five feet in front of us in Battery Park or Hell’s Kitchen is certainly not the original, intended Deus Ex experience.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Preservation means more to us than “it runs” and “we added cloud saves.” It means the experience is on par with how people played it back in the day. And not being able to see five feet in front of us in Battery Park or Hell’s Kitchen is certainly not the original, intended Deus Ex experience.
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Maybe it's because we're operating on 2-3 hours of sleep, but there's something about the big No sign above the snake silhouette that cracks us up
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maybe it's because we're operating on 2-3 hours of sleep, but there's something about the big No sign above the snake silhouette that cracks us up
"Give me your phone"
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"Give me your phone"
The Dragonlord has been slain, the title of Erdrick passed down...and after 24 hours of the in-game timer (and almost 30 in the Steam timer), there's still a whole other RPG to beat in this package. Goddamn
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Dragonlord has been slain, the title of Erdrick passed down...and after 24 hours of the in-game timer (and almost 30 in the Steam timer), there's still a whole other RPG to beat in this package. Goddamn
The full Erdrick kit…
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The full Erdrick kit…