I left my Halloween lights up. It's nice to have extra lights during all this darkness.

Or like a haunted speed boat movie - starring Ghost Bond.

How hard is it to write a Zombie Bond movie? C'mon!

What if…your lion friend was real?

“Real big you mean?” -kitten, probably

While it will surprise no one, that person's profile is right wing MAGA bullshit, of course.

They have multiple products already approved. But they are so upset they have a limited cocktail menu going into the holidays.

I'm far more concerned about people not being able to eat.

Jesus, why are we concerned about people rich enough to open a distillery with MULTIPLE spirits being made?

So good! I hope he is thrilled

Or do they send him a box with a prepaid return label?

I bet if you did a comparison between those types and the people who won’t let Portland Boys go, it is just a single circle

A few players can stay with him to keep him company