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Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
May 7, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
Oh your restaurant is inclusive? You let everyone in? What about people who are annoying, or worse, what if they’re bad?!
June 18, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Oh your restaurant is inclusive? You let everyone in? What about people who are annoying, or worse, what if they’re bad?!
Pinin’ for a simpl’r time before mirrors were invented and if’n ya wanted to see yourself you had to catch a warbly glance in the surface of a bubblin’ brook.
May 20, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Pinin’ for a simpl’r time before mirrors were invented and if’n ya wanted to see yourself you had to catch a warbly glance in the surface of a bubblin’ brook.
not nearly enough gays on here, doesn’t bode well.
May 10, 2023 at 3:38 AM
not nearly enough gays on here, doesn’t bode well.
@poetickate.bsky.social greetings daughter of the long aisles. Thy handmaiden has informed me of your required accommodations. The council shall convene at midnight for a demonstration of your power.
May 8, 2023 at 2:33 AM
@poetickate.bsky.social greetings daughter of the long aisles. Thy handmaiden has informed me of your required accommodations. The council shall convene at midnight for a demonstration of your power.
Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
May 7, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
Fellas, is it gay to eat cereal out of the mouth of a live crocodile?
May 7, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Fellas, is it gay to eat cereal out of the mouth of a live crocodile?
First date idea, we swallow ourselves whole like snakes
May 7, 2023 at 12:32 AM
First date idea, we swallow ourselves whole like snakes
@parkermit.bsky.social Welcome pardn’r, tie up yer horses and shine up yer spurs, yer at yer journey’s end
May 6, 2023 at 9:49 PM
@parkermit.bsky.social Welcome pardn’r, tie up yer horses and shine up yer spurs, yer at yer journey’s end
My psychic keeps telling me the last thing I need are “followers”
May 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
My psychic keeps telling me the last thing I need are “followers”
Like too little lotion scraped over too little skin
May 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Like too little lotion scraped over too little skin
“Part of this complete breakfast”
(It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)
(It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)
May 3, 2023 at 6:05 PM
“Part of this complete breakfast”
(It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)
(It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)
Behind every good shitposter is the most repulsive living room you’ve ever smelled
May 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Behind every good shitposter is the most repulsive living room you’ve ever smelled
Gettin’ myself real greasy before my lunch with the queen
May 3, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Gettin’ myself real greasy before my lunch with the queen
the fbi doesn’t want you to know how slippery babies can get. They’re covering it up.
May 3, 2023 at 6:09 AM
the fbi doesn’t want you to know how slippery babies can get. They’re covering it up.
Lost another job because they didn’t like all my homemade perfumes and ointments and salves
May 3, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Lost another job because they didn’t like all my homemade perfumes and ointments and salves
First date idea, we defuse a bomb I planted
May 3, 2023 at 5:13 AM
First date idea, we defuse a bomb I planted
First date idea, we both clean out our voicemails
May 3, 2023 at 5:11 AM
First date idea, we both clean out our voicemails
Bats don’t have nearly enough eyes
May 3, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Bats don’t have nearly enough eyes
Working on a new guy. I’m told people like when they’re outrageously tall so I’ll try that this time.
May 3, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Working on a new guy. I’m told people like when they’re outrageously tall so I’ll try that this time.
Just saw a lady walking a dog that was easily twice her size. Like melt both of them down into two different vats of goo and you got a 2:1 dog-to-lady goo scenario going on.
May 3, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Just saw a lady walking a dog that was easily twice her size. Like melt both of them down into two different vats of goo and you got a 2:1 dog-to-lady goo scenario going on.