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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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Do not come near me, I will decapitate you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
😈🔪
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"You..hardly look the type that bring i-in someone for such a...job. If anything..."

A quick up & down glance, stepping away to truly study him close.

"You don't...seem the type..at all.. You look like you'd throw up...seeing a dead body.." ++
"Never thought otherwise. But if I've got to the point where I'd be willing to have someone killed, you can't blame me for trying."

Ash stared him down, but not aggressively. He maintained a calm expression, simply keeping his gaze on Killjoy's own.

"I thought I might have something you'd enjoy, »
"Well...That's no fun at a-all.."

Pushing himself off his stool, he'd make his way towards Ash, catching hold of his face with a singular hand.

"We...are not friends...and I— don't do...housecalls."
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Joker...draws in Batman like a m-moth to a flame....

It's only a matter of time...and I'll be the one to make that moth...burn.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Why...am I hitting and de-degrading you...? I don't have the motive for that..." A huff given in reply, eyes searching — studying.

"Even then...With what I enjoy, I don't have to help you... I don't even know you.."

"And– And now you want me doing your dirty work...?" ++
"I am. But you could hit me and degrade me and I wouldn't give you any satisfaction from it. Whereas the person I'm thinking of would crumble to his knees and beg for mercy."

Ash had absolutely no doubt that the clown couldn't be stopped or subdued, so it would be an interesting encounter.
"What makes....you think...I'd....help you? You're just..some— some guy."
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"So....you're testing the waters...to see if I'd ever help you out...? With something I'd enjoy...?"

His concentration went back towards the other, drawing in a breath & letting it fall from his lips into a scoff.

"Say I do find ... joy in these things...still." ++
"Honestly? I know I can't become like you, but if I can analyse your mentality, I may be able to find a scenario that suits us both. I'm not just going to ask you to kill someone, I want to see if it's something you'd be interested in."

He saw no harm in revealing his true intentions, a »
"Are you...just going to keep...asking me boring questions all..day....?"

"What...is the point of this...? What does..it...fulfill for you? Hmm..? To know...my mind..?"
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Morality...Morals....? M—Me?"

Perplexed by his question, Ronnie brows came to a furrow, lips pulled to a straight line.

"I'm...already..a murderer....What morals could..I have? I have n—no qualms over who I torment so...so...long as I g..get something...out of it." ++
"Ah, so you're a sadist, in the simplest of terms? I've met people of your persuasion before."

It always fascinated him how that worked. People's first reaction to danger was not wanting to die, but there were things worse than death. A person could be put through severe torture with no intention »
"He was s-sooo...desperate. Then angry...then certain I was just...a madman. He had..a bad day. But it was..his–his last."

"We all..have bad days...but sometimes it takes..just one to change...everything. My bad day turned..into a perfect one. Ah, I got off track..but yes..that. Pleasure.."
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
// gaming and then replies
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It only..ever takes..one bad day.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"What...brings me pleasure...? What a qu—question." He grew quiet as he'd think over his words, contemplating his answer with a softened hum.

"Getting..what I want— what I deserve.. when..people look at me-me with fear in their eyes...because they kn-know... their life is in my hands." ++
"I'm curious to know what brings you pleasure."

Honestly, he was preparing for an anecdote of gore and violence. But socialisation was about learning to speak other people's languages, and that came in many forms.

"But only share if you're comfortable."
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
// okie
pyro bed time
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Just...the thought. The thought of— something pleasant...amusing. Nothing you- you should worry about."

He trailed off, distant in the way eyes look over a nothing..

"Nothing special.. not for-for sharing. I mean I could. But.. only I'd take pleasure in it..
"Many happy returns," Ash stated wryly.

He wasn't about to emotionally invest in an unknown, mourning the loss of the innocent wasn't something he could allow to plague him any longer.

"What's funny?"
"A great present for — for us..both."

Having selective hearing with the information the other shared, Ronnie only picked out the bits that interested him, tuning out everything else.

"Now, that's...funny.."
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He caught a fly in his hand.

& now he's eating it ...
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Dead mothers...A tragedy. What's a sad boy without a dead mo–mom..?"

Rocking on his stool, tipping it back slightly, his eyes turning towards the ceiling in thought.

"My mom's not dead, though....hmm n-not yet.. I'm waiting..for my..birthday..."

Zero regard for the way he spoke of his plans. ++
"I... will make it a bit more obvious, since you don't know my intonations yet. I hate my job and I hate school. I'm only going because short of killing the people who command it, I don't have a way out."

Ash lifted his own gaze to the mirror, but averted it again soon after.

"I know YOU would »
& back to his typical, relaxed expression.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"I would believe..You're a loser who..likes school, yes." The way he spoke was so matter of factly, his eyes trailing to one side.

Again, Ronnie caught a glimpse of his reflection within the shattered mirror, his expression changing. As if trying them out.

A smile, a frown, a scowl — ++
"Oh, I know. I say I like school in the same vein as I say I like work. Fuckin' love my job."

Ash lifted his gaze to the clown's own, a smirk playing across his lips.

"But you believed me, didn't you?"
Chewing his tongue a moment, he let it roll against the inner corner of his cheek.

"Degrees are hardly..help— helpful. Half the people don't...even..use them.. Wasted money. You'll...regret it."
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
// I lied about replies im gonna eat and game and do them before bed
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
// replies after work

Ty for writing with my weird boy. Im glad people like him 🥺🥺

Even tho he is mean and messed up☝️
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
// ok sleep time part 2.

Still really dont feel good idk why.. guess we'll see
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Of — course....its's a..bad thing." The mere concept of anyone enjoying school was baffling, leaving the clown dumbfounded.

"Think... We go to school...because it's forced upon us.. stress ourselves out...studying. For — For what...? What is even — the - the reason?" ++
"At this point, most likely. Even the sharpest tacks can be worn down. We can't all have authority figures that understand the word no."

He didn't seem bothered by the insult, instead accepting it. But there was a little bite behind his words.

"I like school. That's not a bad thing."
"You still go to school...What a...a bore. I dropped out..when I was sixteen."

"As for the....questions...You don't seem....much...interesting. You seem like...a.....loser..." Bobbing his head side to side, he'd laugh ever so quietly to himself.

"Loser....loser...loser....Are you?"
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
// trying to sleep but i dont feel good

But i work in the morning
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Burning mistletoe.

".....Stupid."
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"See—? That's where we differ...You allow your boss to..to berate you. Joker...gets under my s— skin. But.. he doesn't push— push it."

Stretching out his legs, he pulled out his phone again, glancing towards the other before typing away a message & tucking his phone away once more.
++
"Well, school's finished for the day, and if I head to work, my boss will hit and spit on me, so I'm happy to stay here instead. You can ask the questions if you prefer, I'm an open book."

The clown's stutter didn't go unnoticed, but Ash wasn't about to draw attention to it.

"A free spirit, then?"
His head leaned to one side, eyes upwards in his thought.

"...Most eighteen year olds are..moving on to college...studies..life. I prefer to— to go with the...the flow."
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"I didn't know we were..playing..twenty — twenty questions now." A partial scoff on his end, seemingly curious, a hint of annoyance on his face.

& Yet, he'd oblige.

"What's...fun..? Hm.. Whatever I'm... in the – the mood for..Could be.. destruction...could be...mind games..." ++
"I see. What's fun to you, if I may ask? No judgement here. If you like blowing up buildings or vandalising property, fair play."

Without digging too deep, Ash had begun to get a picture of why Killjoy had accepted Joker's guardianship.

"People can definitely be too loud sometimes."
"Life made me..what—what I am.."

"A...Killjoy. I have my..my fun..but things seem...so..boring. People...they bore me.. I raised myself. Couldn't stand- stand to be by ..mom and..pops.."

"Noisy...noisy...noisy. Mom would yell..Pop would, too.. smack, boom, bang..the cycle repeats."
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Just as parents ought to..to do." He answered simply, not giving it much thought, nor did these punishments seem to bother him.

A heave of a sigh, eyes rolling with the question while his attention returned back to the other, begrudgingly.

"Why am I the way...the way that I am...?" ++
"You deserve to only drink citric acid, not be allowed to speak, and thrown in a closet with nails through the door?"

Although his tone began as incredulous, it softened after a moment.

"I mean, I'm not here on a rescue mission or anything. Having no strings sounds fantastic, and as misery loves »
"I like..what I do. I deserve..what I do.."
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"You're wrong..." He stated cooly, using his pistol to itch at the side of his head before promptly tucking it away for the meantime.

"I have no...leash.. No strings... I'm not — not like you..."

"I have....free— ..free reign with mild regulations...I don't fear...the Joker." +
"Well..."

As much as he felt like he wasn't going to benefit himself or the clown by staying, he couldn't bring himself to leave.

"I was on the street once, and I was taken in by a powerful man that's happy to bend and break me to his specifications. Like you, I won't accept help because I know »
"Please...enlighten me. I'm—" A swift move of his foot brought his stool back beneath him while he sat again, "...Seated."

"The stage– is – is yours.."
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM