I would love it if NoA could just keep their translations consistent

I expect him to not actually have a controller to control like the original. He’d connect via Bluetooth and have a small motor to move his arms, but it’s just for show. $120

Calling it now: coming to Switch 2 Online, Japan exclusive. Other regions are given nothing in return.

That's not even secretly bad. That's just repeating the same thing over again. If it's broken then it's already bad in that regard.