Listening to this, I can't help but notice the sound of birds gently tweeting in the background. Is this a canned pad, or is this the actual sound from wherever one of you is broadcasting from?

Regardless, it sounds lovely.

Bloke is a proper wrong 'un. Wouldn't have him anywhere near my team. United are a fucking joke of a football club. But you love to see it.

Real Madrid players and fans are all in a state of shock. Three world-class goals will do that to you. #COYG!

Yeah, right.

What, only to win the jackpot and get 50p instead?

What a bunch of scumbags.

*vomits*

Never betting with you crooks again.

No refs? Great. I say we program ChatGPT or GROK or whatever the fuck AI engine with the laws of the game. Then we have the AI correctly apply the rules, unlike, say, a chicken-killing VAR who chooses not to do his job because he didn't want to give his mate who was having a shocker any more grief.

....while people in your position continue to laud Michael Oliver as The Best Ref In The Land, when he is no longer anything of the sort. What you should be doing is calling out PGMOL for their ridiculous, player-endangering approach to player welfare. Let It Flow is a stain on the game.

When do we finally admit that Michael Oliver is far from the Best Referee In The Land?

Sir Jim Ratweazle.

Good old Doctor Tottenham.