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splumpi.bsky.social
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@splumpi.bsky.social
25, she/they, tired as hell, trying to survive the regime. Aspiring to be the unemployed friend on a Tuesday.

Transmascs welcome, LGBTQ friendly, never Newsom

No AI slop or minors
Like, for choir???
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Also God: wouldn't it be funny if we put like...a TON of dangerous animals on this one island?
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
They'd be better to bite everyone else's legs off that way
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This poll alone encapsulates the entire fandom in a nutshell
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
House them. I know what kinda people live in London, and they're the people who made the place so damn expensive for the rest of the country.

Hint: not immigrants
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Yo now that I think about it, why the fuck were we allowed to sing the Leonard Cohen version in school?
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I just can't afford to fly out to DC. Or, really, drive there. I don't trust the airlines rn.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I see you got to the specific reason why people I knew had to take breaks before finishing Umineko
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Damn that's a pretty hilt
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Like I said, we can't fedpost w/o consequences, but the president can call for the execution of political opponents with no pushback from his party.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tbh if this country allowed that to happen that's on us at that point.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It really is. Doesn't help when the holidays are coming around the corner. And by that I mean literally any holiday that will involve being around family for any reason.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
And the humble moose.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Things can be friend shaped w/out being friends. I will respect that shit at a distance or I would've been mauled by a bear ages ago
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Same but probably for very different reasons
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Yeah nobody is taking this seriously. The people who think people are absolutely buying into MTG's "rehabilitation"
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If she had to endure half the shit trans folks did she'd be a statistic
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not a word of apology to anyone she's previously called for their deaths, and certainly no apologies to the Jewish community
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Some people have never met a two-faced bully in school and it shows
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Plus, because it's trained on us and our inputs, it's just as fallable as the rest of us.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What was this tradition called? The Lifting of Wings.

I internalized the fuck out of this part of Dawntrail.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There's this entire quest line in a game I'm playing where we have to help a group of people revitalize a festival after a storm hit their village. Nobody wanted to celebrate because of the storm, but after we helped, everyone was happy again to keep hope and tradition alive.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gosh so much has changed since I followed you two, but it's so nice to see that you're both still here as your goofy selves.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Let me be clear, I can't swear, show guns, or mention heavy subject matter without censorship, but Dennis Prager can tell your kid why Muslims are bad people (in his views)
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yeah but they want us to be kid-friendly when we upload or else all of our stuff is 18+ automatically
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM