Dutch Sploojnarowski
@sploojjfcffl.bsky.social
Senior lead JFCFFL Insider/Writer/Analyst for The Prophylactic (link: http://theprophylactic.com/author/dutch-s…). JFCFFL Countdown.
BREAKING: Fantasy Jesus is trading WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba and a 3rd round pick to Side Project Jerks for WR Rome Odunze and a 1st round pick, sources tell The Prophylactic.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BREAKING: Fantasy Jesus is trading WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba and a 3rd round pick to Side Project Jerks for WR Rome Odunze and a 1st round pick, sources tell The Prophylactic.
BREAKING: #Resist is trading RB Breece Hall and an 11th round pick to King Slender for RB Devin Singletary and a 4th round pick, team sources have confirmed to The Prophylactic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
BREAKING: #Resist is trading RB Breece Hall and an 11th round pick to King Slender for RB Devin Singletary and a 4th round pick, team sources have confirmed to The Prophylactic.
#Resist is reportedly “very active” in trade discussions as the team rebuilds for next season. The team is engaging in advanced talks with King Slender regarding their remaining top players while negotiations have reportedly deteriorated with Side Project Jerks over the last several hours
Jimyanamo Bae is on the verge of acquiring WR DeVonta Smith from #Resist, team sources have confirmed to The Prophylactic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#Resist is reportedly “very active” in trade discussions as the team rebuilds for next season. The team is engaging in advanced talks with King Slender regarding their remaining top players while negotiations have reportedly deteriorated with Side Project Jerks over the last several hours
BREAKING: The FeCal Edge is acquiring TE George Kittle and RB Rico Dowdle from Did Not Flub, sources tell The Prophylactic.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
BREAKING: The FeCal Edge is acquiring TE George Kittle and RB Rico Dowdle from Did Not Flub, sources tell The Prophylactic.
BREAKING: #resist is finalizing a deal sending WR CeeDee Lamb and a 14th round pick to The FeCal Edge for WR Alec Pierce and a 5th round pick, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
BREAKING: #resist is finalizing a deal sending WR CeeDee Lamb and a 14th round pick to The FeCal Edge for WR Alec Pierce and a 5th round pick, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
Full Deal: Side Project Jerks will send Did Not Flub a 2nd/5th/and 10th round picks along with WR Jordan Addison, TE Harold Fannin Jr., and Cleveland DEF. In addition to Bowers, Chase, and Indianapolis, Did Not Flub will include 11th, 12th, and 14th round picks as part of the deal.
BLOCKBUSTER: Side Project Jerks is on the verge of acquiring TE Brock Bowers, WR Ja'Marr Chase, and Indianapolis DEF from Did Not Flub, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Full Deal: Side Project Jerks will send Did Not Flub a 2nd/5th/and 10th round picks along with WR Jordan Addison, TE Harold Fannin Jr., and Cleveland DEF. In addition to Bowers, Chase, and Indianapolis, Did Not Flub will include 11th, 12th, and 14th round picks as part of the deal.
BLOCKBUSTER: Side Project Jerks is on the verge of acquiring TE Brock Bowers, WR Ja'Marr Chase, and Indianapolis DEF from Did Not Flub, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BLOCKBUSTER: Side Project Jerks is on the verge of acquiring TE Brock Bowers, WR Ja'Marr Chase, and Indianapolis DEF from Did Not Flub, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
The FeCal Edge is finalizing a deal sending RB Zach Charbonnet to Taipei Cockroaches for TE Sam LaPorta, team sources have relayed to The Prophylactic.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The FeCal Edge is finalizing a deal sending RB Zach Charbonnet to Taipei Cockroaches for TE Sam LaPorta, team sources have relayed to The Prophylactic.
Did Not Flub is trading RB Aaron Jones to The FeCal Edge for QB Caleb Williams, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Did Not Flub is trading RB Aaron Jones to The FeCal Edge for QB Caleb Williams, sources have confirmed with The Prophylactic.
BLOCKBUSTER: The Fantasy Jesus, #Resist, and The Fecal Edge are finalizing a 3-team, 6-player deal sending WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba to The Fantasy Jesus, QB Lamar Jackson and RB Jordan Mason to The FeCal Edge and TE Tyler Warren, WR Devonta Smith, and RB Breece Hall to #Resist.
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A statement from the DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted ownership group: "The #resist movement is happy to see that the commissioner did his job to update the waiver system and avoid a shutdown of this league. While there is still room for improvement…” (Cont.)
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
A statement from the DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted ownership group: "The #resist movement is happy to see that the commissioner did his job to update the waiver system and avoid a shutdown of this league. While there is still room for improvement…” (Cont.)
From a team official: “DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted’s primary concern remains the integrity of the waiver system. We intend to compete in this weekend’s game vs. Minch BDPoda and will reevaluate our stance ahead of our self-imposed October 1st deadline contingent on the system’s effectiveness”
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
From a team official: “DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted’s primary concern remains the integrity of the waiver system. We intend to compete in this weekend’s game vs. Minch BDPoda and will reevaluate our stance ahead of our self-imposed October 1st deadline contingent on the system’s effectiveness”
Per a team source, the ownership group for DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted is steadfastly refusing to negotiate regarding the team’s future in the JFCFFL “until we hear directly from the Commissioner’s Office.”
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Per a team source, the ownership group for DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted is steadfastly refusing to negotiate regarding the team’s future in the JFCFFL “until we hear directly from the Commissioner’s Office.”
From the Commissioner's Office: "We view these threats as nothing more than an overreaction to the [team's] disappointing, and frankly embarrassing, 0-3 start...” (Cont.)
September 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
From the Commissioner's Office: "We view these threats as nothing more than an overreaction to the [team's] disappointing, and frankly embarrassing, 0-3 start...” (Cont.)
BREAKING: The ownership group for defending champions DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted has filed a grievance with the JFCFFL and is threatening to forfeit the remainder of the 2025 season and withdraw ownership of the franchise if the waiver system does not return to its intended form by October 1st.
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
BREAKING: The ownership group for defending champions DoubtingOttersGreatnessExisted has filed a grievance with the JFCFFL and is threatening to forfeit the remainder of the 2025 season and withdraw ownership of the franchise if the waiver system does not return to its intended form by October 1st.
Per sources, Maintaining the Sanctity is laser-focused on selecting WR Ja’Marr Chase with the first pick in today’s draft.
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Per sources, Maintaining the Sanctity is laser-focused on selecting WR Ja’Marr Chase with the first pick in today’s draft.
Minch BDPoda has elected to keep WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (3rd round pick) and QB Josh Allen (6th round pick) for the 2025 season.
August 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Minch BDPoda has elected to keep WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (3rd round pick) and QB Josh Allen (6th round pick) for the 2025 season.
a Vin di Bona Production has elected to keep QB Jayden Daniels (8th round pick) and TE Trey McBride (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
August 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
a Vin di Bona Production has elected to keep QB Jayden Daniels (8th round pick) and TE Trey McBride (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
Brown’s Trout has announced that the team will keep WR A.J. Brown (5th round pick) and QB Jordan Love (9th round pick) for the 2025 season.
August 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Brown’s Trout has announced that the team will keep WR A.J. Brown (5th round pick) and QB Jordan Love (9th round pick) for the 2025 season.
All Yall’s Moms have elected to keep WR Brian Thomas Jr. (6th round pick) for the 2025 season.
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
All Yall’s Moms have elected to keep WR Brian Thomas Jr. (6th round pick) for the 2025 season.
The J BUTT Replacements have announced that the team will be keeping RB Chuba Hubbard (8th round pick) and QB Brock Purdy (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The J BUTT Replacements have announced that the team will be keeping RB Chuba Hubbard (8th round pick) and QB Brock Purdy (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
Maintaining the Sanctity is electing to keep TE Brock Bowers (8th round pick) and RB Jaylen Wright (13th round pick) for the 2025 season.
August 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Maintaining the Sanctity is electing to keep TE Brock Bowers (8th round pick) and RB Jaylen Wright (13th round pick) for the 2025 season.
Side Project Jerks will be keeping QB Jalen Hurts (8th round pick) and RB De’Von Achane (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Side Project Jerks will be keeping QB Jalen Hurts (8th round pick) and RB De’Von Achane (9th round pick) ahead of the 2025 season.
UPDATE - di Bona will receive a 5th round pick as part of the deal. Not a 4th.
Terms: di Bona sends Burrow and a 6th round pick to Cosican in exchange for a 4th round pick.
BREAKING: The Cosican Effect is finalizing a deal to acquire QB Joe Burrow from a Vin di Bona Production, sources have told the Prophlylactic.
August 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
UPDATE - di Bona will receive a 5th round pick as part of the deal. Not a 4th.