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jasmine
@splinteryourspine.bsky.social
they/them. notorious little guy. local celebrity victim. homosexual internet posting.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone say happy birthday to my beautiful wife and the loml @barkmouchard.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
everyone say hi goop
June 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
somehow managed to get turnstile tickets during the presale 🤩
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
imagine hating me and this is literally me
June 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
got married btw
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
this is what I think I look like
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by jasmine
January 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
December 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
As someone who knows nothing about Sabrina carpenter do we think she’s actively trying to look like baby kristin chenoweth or is it accidental
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I forgot about this and then my selfie flopped on Twitter and it was the last straw
December 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
have we considered that he’s baby?
November 21, 2023 at 8:10 PM
wait hi
September 5, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Bubbie x Italian ice new fav collab
August 25, 2023 at 3:46 AM
hi I forgot Bluesky
August 23, 2023 at 10:29 PM
he’s so loud today
July 19, 2023 at 6:59 PM
I can’t believe they called it skeeting and no one stopped them
July 10, 2023 at 10:16 PM
where are the sluts
July 10, 2023 at 3:02 PM