@splinter-vt.bsky.social
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Had such an amazing time presenting alpine lake to the @tokyoindies.com community. Thank you so much for hosting!
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had such an amazing time presenting alpine lake to the @tokyoindies.com community. Thank you so much for hosting!
You can't spell "Disasterpiece is probably my favorite album off of Iowa by Slipknot" without "diaper."
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
You can't spell "Disasterpiece is probably my favorite album off of Iowa by Slipknot" without "diaper."
Most veterinarians now agree that you shouldn't climb the ladder on your FJ cruiser because it can make them hormonal.
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Most veterinarians now agree that you shouldn't climb the ladder on your FJ cruiser because it can make them hormonal.
"Filler up," I say to the Disneyland barista as I hold out the Mickey Mouse branded traffic cone I stole from the parking garage.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Filler up," I say to the Disneyland barista as I hold out the Mickey Mouse branded traffic cone I stole from the parking garage.
A lime scooter is just a uhaul but it carries emotional baggage instead.
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A lime scooter is just a uhaul but it carries emotional baggage instead.
I want a vanity plate that's just a mirror with lights all around it.
February 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I want a vanity plate that's just a mirror with lights all around it.
Big ups to the other dude waiting at ikea curbside, posted up like Paul Walker with every door to his car open like he's about to double stuff this honda fit.
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Big ups to the other dude waiting at ikea curbside, posted up like Paul Walker with every door to his car open like he's about to double stuff this honda fit.
Me waiting outside ikea for my Billy bookcase to get hurled out of a window into the back of my Volkswagen and there's a taco bell across the street and I have a breath rite strip on my face and I need to wipe.
February 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me waiting outside ikea for my Billy bookcase to get hurled out of a window into the back of my Volkswagen and there's a taco bell across the street and I have a breath rite strip on my face and I need to wipe.
Ungovernable anarchy appliance
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ungovernable anarchy appliance
I've been thinking about this a lot.
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot.
AirUp bottles are like an after-sex mustache but with grapes.
February 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AirUp bottles are like an after-sex mustache but with grapes.
I turned an old tablet into a stream deck with all the buttons I need.
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I turned an old tablet into a stream deck with all the buttons I need.
Me stretching my arms out after a flu shot looking like I'm about to fight this little grandma over here
a man with a mustache is wearing a grey shirt and tie
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a grey shirt and tie
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December 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Me stretching my arms out after a flu shot looking like I'm about to fight this little grandma over here
It's like regular rizz, just skibbidi.
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It's like regular rizz, just skibbidi.
Sometimes ya gotta make sure
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Sometimes ya gotta make sure
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So proud of this!!! Ahhhhh!💀🎁🖤
I’ve been working on a video game with @splinter-vt.bsky.social and the trailer is finally out! This has been such an amazing project to work on and I can’t wait for it to finally be released!
Find ‘Delivery to Graveyard Manor’ on iOS, Android and PC on December 6!
I’ve been working on a video game with @splinter-vt.bsky.social and the trailer is finally out! This has been such an amazing project to work on and I can’t wait for it to finally be released!
Find ‘Delivery to Graveyard Manor’ on iOS, Android and PC on December 6!
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
So proud of this!!! Ahhhhh!💀🎁🖤
I’ve been working on a video game with @splinter-vt.bsky.social and the trailer is finally out! This has been such an amazing project to work on and I can’t wait for it to finally be released!
Find ‘Delivery to Graveyard Manor’ on iOS, Android and PC on December 6!
I’ve been working on a video game with @splinter-vt.bsky.social and the trailer is finally out! This has been such an amazing project to work on and I can’t wait for it to finally be released!
Find ‘Delivery to Graveyard Manor’ on iOS, Android and PC on December 6!
My favorite part of gamedev is coming across bizarre internal shit like a "Persistent Cheese" bug.
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
My favorite part of gamedev is coming across bizarre internal shit like a "Persistent Cheese" bug.
I have bestowed myself the rank of "Honorary Florida Man"
November 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I have bestowed myself the rank of "Honorary Florida Man"
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Hello and welcome to all the new people!
Great choice of new platform! 🦋
My name is Andrew, and I'm working on a cozy life sim / innkeeper sim called Alpine Lake. Feel free to say hi if you are a fellow dev / artist / gamer / nice person! 🌲
Also feel free to check out Alpine Lake on steam! 💙
Great choice of new platform! 🦋
My name is Andrew, and I'm working on a cozy life sim / innkeeper sim called Alpine Lake. Feel free to say hi if you are a fellow dev / artist / gamer / nice person! 🌲
Also feel free to check out Alpine Lake on steam! 💙
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Hello and welcome to all the new people!
Great choice of new platform! 🦋
My name is Andrew, and I'm working on a cozy life sim / innkeeper sim called Alpine Lake. Feel free to say hi if you are a fellow dev / artist / gamer / nice person! 🌲
Also feel free to check out Alpine Lake on steam! 💙
Great choice of new platform! 🦋
My name is Andrew, and I'm working on a cozy life sim / innkeeper sim called Alpine Lake. Feel free to say hi if you are a fellow dev / artist / gamer / nice person! 🌲
Also feel free to check out Alpine Lake on steam! 💙
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November 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Arcane Spoilers. They've made everyone way hotter.
November 17, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Arcane Spoilers. They've made everyone way hotter.
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I really had fun with this one. Definitely my new favorite area. I wonder who will show up this time?
November 11, 2024 at 10:01 AM
I really had fun with this one. Definitely my new favorite area. I wonder who will show up this time?
*family nerf battle*
*Britney Spears' Toxic starts playing*
*body check niece through the drywall*
*double tap to make sure*
*Britney Spears' Toxic starts playing*
*body check niece through the drywall*
*double tap to make sure*
November 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
*family nerf battle*
*Britney Spears' Toxic starts playing*
*body check niece through the drywall*
*double tap to make sure*
*Britney Spears' Toxic starts playing*
*body check niece through the drywall*
*double tap to make sure*
Why haven't we synthesized an extract of mosquito saliva for recreational itching?
November 4, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Why haven't we synthesized an extract of mosquito saliva for recreational itching?
I put the "sin" into Cuisinart.
October 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I put the "sin" into Cuisinart.