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Sean Burns
@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
Film Critic. Projectionalist.
www.splicedpersonality.com
Friendship goals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“8,000 verbal assaults?”
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s weirdly stuck between very different eras. I was entertained though.
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Huge thanks to the dude in the theater who, when everyone at the table lined up for the photo, blurted out: “IT’S THE LAST SUPPER!” I don’t think any of us would have caught the subtle reference without him.
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I heard from someone working in network television about ten years ago that they were urged to write frequent recaps and have the characters explain what’s happening visually. Theatrical movies have been doing this lately, too. It’s why THE HOUSEMAID is so damn long.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
No, it was written by Richard Linklater!
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM