All Santa related media is canon and the guy just lives a catastrophic existence.

So "skip to the loo my darling" is just the old British version of "go piss girl 😊"

The perepers buying gold in case of a stock market crash really are some of the dumbest people out there. Who the fuck do you think is buying gold during that shit? Welp can't afford to feed myself, but at least I've got this gold.

Yeah, I own the painting of the bottom half of the Mona Lisa, and let me tell you, those legs go all the way up.

I don't need a girlfriend or a ton of money; I just need a huge hoagie.