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spl.dongle 🍄
@spldongle.bsky.social
uhhhhh it's pronounced "spluhdongle"- spl.dongle 24.2.20 rip twitter

26 he/him
Ahahaha what the fuck I'm crushing SO hard I'm out here like smiling at messages and shit wtf grow up you're 26 xo
July 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Also, rest in peace Diogo Jota. Still so shocked by this shit never knew I could feel such grief for someone I don't know personally. Thank you for everything, forever out number 20 ❤️

His name is diogo
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fuck twitter
July 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i fucking stoked cunt
July 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
had a dream about a really big pasty today
May 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
bluesky would have been good if i actually had some friends here, I'll give it huge credit tho for the fact I don't go on twitter any more it will forever be better than that soul sucking hell hole
May 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
had a dream i had blue hair again give it back
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
zooted booted spldonglooted xo
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i still hear drum and bass xo
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
420 i love you xo
April 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
cunt just cunt em in the cunt cunt
April 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
wish i could take a screenshot of my floaters this lil guy looks like an octopus xo
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Payydayy
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
there's this cop show from new zealand and i swear to fuck it's comedy gold
March 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ahrorus shpannings?
March 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bus was early and refused to stop for me like 5 meters past the bus stop??? Dick head
March 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
new barry can't swim fucking SLAPS
March 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i played avowed for like two hours last night and now it's all I can think about
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i do love being in bristol but i would do anything for a phillps pasty rn 😭
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
calories are like no apples just fibre
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i got a sick cunt tattoo and got my bass fixed today life is in bloom
February 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I JUST GOT A REALLY XOOL TATTOO AHHHH
February 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I've booked in a tattoo im so excited :)
February 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
just assembled a bed all by myself call me diy king xo
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM