🦇 Phrique 🦇
@splatterzaddy.bsky.social
Your dad’s favorite splatterpunk author. 🖤
Bloody AF.
Violent AF.
Gay AF.
Phrique AF.
Https://linktr.ee/phrique
Bloody AF.
Violent AF.
Gay AF.
Phrique AF.
Https://linktr.ee/phrique
Need I say more?
(No I am not being kidnapped, which is exactly what the kidnappers told me to say.)
Slay The Lake: Chicago LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest. Tinley Park. 11.15.25. 12-5pm #horrorsky #horror
(No I am not being kidnapped, which is exactly what the kidnappers told me to say.)
Slay The Lake: Chicago LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest. Tinley Park. 11.15.25. 12-5pm #horrorsky #horror
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Need I say more?
(No I am not being kidnapped, which is exactly what the kidnappers told me to say.)
Slay The Lake: Chicago LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest. Tinley Park. 11.15.25. 12-5pm #horrorsky #horror
(No I am not being kidnapped, which is exactly what the kidnappers told me to say.)
Slay The Lake: Chicago LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest. Tinley Park. 11.15.25. 12-5pm #horrorsky #horror
I can’t believe Slay The Lake: Chicago #LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest is already a week away. I’ve been looking forward to this since…well, since the last one! I’m hyped to see everyone again + all the new faces as well. 🙀 Hurry up Saturday! 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I can’t believe Slay The Lake: Chicago #LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest is already a week away. I’ve been looking forward to this since…well, since the last one! I’m hyped to see everyone again + all the new faces as well. 🙀 Hurry up Saturday! 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
Gig of the Damned: Slay the Competition & Scissor Me Timbers FREE on Kindle 10/31 & 11/1!
To celebrate my 2 fav holidays, GOTD/SMT are free Fri/Sat! In remembrance of all my slain queens/sisters that fell from grace, some of my favorite character are gone but never forgotten. 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
To celebrate my 2 fav holidays, GOTD/SMT are free Fri/Sat! In remembrance of all my slain queens/sisters that fell from grace, some of my favorite character are gone but never forgotten. 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Gig of the Damned: Slay the Competition & Scissor Me Timbers FREE on Kindle 10/31 & 11/1!
To celebrate my 2 fav holidays, GOTD/SMT are free Fri/Sat! In remembrance of all my slain queens/sisters that fell from grace, some of my favorite character are gone but never forgotten. 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
To celebrate my 2 fav holidays, GOTD/SMT are free Fri/Sat! In remembrance of all my slain queens/sisters that fell from grace, some of my favorite character are gone but never forgotten. 🖤 #horrorsky #horror
Don’t ask why someone needs a grappling hook; ask what kind of life doesn’t require one. 🤷🏽♂️
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don’t ask why someone needs a grappling hook; ask what kind of life doesn’t require one. 🤷🏽♂️
I forgot one of the *other* best parts of finishing up a new book is 🤩 MERCH. I whipped up a fun bookmark so readers can decide if they’re #TeamPhrique or #TeamAsher! ☯️ Who are you rooting for? It’s a hard choice indeed. Who knew Dorian Grey went both ways? 🙄 Ugh. @darkshorror.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I forgot one of the *other* best parts of finishing up a new book is 🤩 MERCH. I whipped up a fun bookmark so readers can decide if they’re #TeamPhrique or #TeamAsher! ☯️ Who are you rooting for? It’s a hard choice indeed. Who knew Dorian Grey went both ways? 🙄 Ugh. @darkshorror.bsky.social
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Next major title announcement & Happy Friday the 13th! I said why not celebrate by announcing my first ever collaboration w/ the 1 & only @darkshorror.bsky.social This WIP is well under way & amping up to be one of the most fun I’ve had in a project so far. #splatterpunk #horrorcommunity #horrorsky
June 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Next major title announcement & Happy Friday the 13th! I said why not celebrate by announcing my first ever collaboration w/ the 1 & only @darkshorror.bsky.social This WIP is well under way & amping up to be one of the most fun I’ve had in a project so far. #splatterpunk #horrorcommunity #horrorsky
Finally posted my review for @marcruvolo.bsky.social ‘s Waste Ground! Portlandia meets Mad Max with cults, creatures, & all the creep factors! ☠️ #horrorsky #horrorcommunity www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Finally posted my review for @marcruvolo.bsky.social ‘s Waste Ground! Portlandia meets Mad Max with cults, creatures, & all the creep factors! ☠️ #horrorsky #horrorcommunity www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Important discussions were had, shade (all from @mattforgit.bsky.social ) was thrown, movie tea was spilt (@brandonperras.bsky.social delivers), & face journeys were journeyed last night with Jim Groves! The Facebook Live is still up & available on YouTube. 🖤
www.youtube.com/live/2qNYSkA...
www.youtube.com/live/2qNYSkA...
June 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Important discussions were had, shade (all from @mattforgit.bsky.social ) was thrown, movie tea was spilt (@brandonperras.bsky.social delivers), & face journeys were journeyed last night with Jim Groves! The Facebook Live is still up & available on YouTube. 🖤
www.youtube.com/live/2qNYSkA...
www.youtube.com/live/2qNYSkA...
Join @mattforgit.bsky.social @brandonperras.bsky.social & I for another rousing game of “please for the love of all that is holy, don’t mention Suspiria or The New York Ripper.” Today @ 6:30pm. Be there of be a straggot!
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June 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Join @mattforgit.bsky.social @brandonperras.bsky.social & I for another rousing game of “please for the love of all that is holy, don’t mention Suspiria or The New York Ripper.” Today @ 6:30pm. Be there of be a straggot!
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Dropping June 15th! I can’t wait for everyone to meet Cherry, Chocolate, & Vanilla — as they do the thing we’ve all been hoping SOMEONE would do— in, “Is He Dead Yet?” 🖤 #splatterpunk #horror #horrorcommunity
June 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dropping June 15th! I can’t wait for everyone to meet Cherry, Chocolate, & Vanilla — as they do the thing we’ve all been hoping SOMEONE would do— in, “Is He Dead Yet?” 🖤 #splatterpunk #horror #horrorcommunity
Is this gay enough y’all? 🫳🏽
Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.
Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is this gay enough y’all? 🫳🏽
Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.
Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.
Head over to instagram to enter for a chance to win the YOU 👏🏽 OWN 👏🏽 EVERYTHING 👏🏽 bundle! Running from 5/30-6/2! Happy birthday Gig of the Damned! 🖤
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May 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Head over to instagram to enter for a chance to win the YOU 👏🏽 OWN 👏🏽 EVERYTHING 👏🏽 bundle! Running from 5/30-6/2! Happy birthday Gig of the Damned! 🖤
www.instagram.com/share/BAGKtW...
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Scissor Me Timbers definitely pushed me into my PANK era. Do you need more pink in your life? It might be the answer to your prayers. 🛐
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May 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Scissor Me Timbers definitely pushed me into my PANK era. Do you need more pink in your life? It might be the answer to your prayers. 🛐
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Phrique.Bigcartel.Com 🩷
May 17th is #IDAHOBIT!
Gentle reminder that I am:
•queer as poptarts
•anti-hate
•pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals
•safe space/protector of the dolls
I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤
Gentle reminder that I am:
•queer as poptarts
•anti-hate
•pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals
•safe space/protector of the dolls
I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤
May 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
May 17th is #IDAHOBIT!
Gentle reminder that I am:
•queer as poptarts
•anti-hate
•pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals
•safe space/protector of the dolls
I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤
Gentle reminder that I am:
•queer as poptarts
•anti-hate
•pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals
•safe space/protector of the dolls
I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤
What’s a competitive phone game that the masses are playing that has a leaderboard etc? This is so dumb, of all the things I’ve had to research for this story…this is the one I need to phone a friend for.
“You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!”
(my arsonist cat for attention)
“You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!”
(my arsonist cat for attention)
May 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What’s a competitive phone game that the masses are playing that has a leaderboard etc? This is so dumb, of all the things I’ve had to research for this story…this is the one I need to phone a friend for.
“You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!”
(my arsonist cat for attention)
“You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!”
(my arsonist cat for attention)
I’m currently in the middle of two short stories that are due like jdhdirrkdjf tomorrow?!? (Hyperbolic)
But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!
But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!
May 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m currently in the middle of two short stories that are due like jdhdirrkdjf tomorrow?!? (Hyperbolic)
But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!
But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!
#Horror authors of the Midwest, sound off please! Where are you from? I’m trying to see something. 🤔
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
#horrorsky #horrorauthors #horrorcommunity
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
#horrorsky #horrorauthors #horrorcommunity
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#Horror authors of the Midwest, sound off please! Where are you from? I’m trying to see something. 🤔
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
#horrorsky #horrorauthors #horrorcommunity
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
#horrorsky #horrorauthors #horrorcommunity
Horror authors of the Midwest, sound off please! Where are you from? I’m trying to see something. 🤔
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Horror authors of the Midwest, sound off please! Where are you from? I’m trying to see something. 🤔
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
I’m in the Chicago burbs btw. 🤗
It’s remarkable what my brain is capable of when it knows I have studying to do. 😅
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s remarkable what my brain is capable of when it knows I have studying to do. 😅
How come everyone says “UH OH” whenever I start a sentence with “Soooo I got bored and…”
Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤
Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How come everyone says “UH OH” whenever I start a sentence with “Soooo I got bored and…”
Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤
Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤
Watching another movie with multiple names/posters & I love them all. 😻 #horrorsky #horror
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching another movie with multiple names/posters & I love them all. 😻 #horrorsky #horror
Hey guys, how come nobody told me that I look like this when I make “the face.” 🥲
April 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hey guys, how come nobody told me that I look like this when I make “the face.” 🥲
Got the urge to draw a chibi lil’ Cthulhu. Did 👏🏽 that 👏🏽 & it Katamari roll’d into this maximalist monstrosity. Calling it “Creepy. Caffeinated.” Ever took a biopsy of brain cells, this would be what you saw in the microscope. 👀 Just for fun, hoping my mom puts it on the fridge.🎨👨🏽🎨 #PhriqueArt #horror
April 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Got the urge to draw a chibi lil’ Cthulhu. Did 👏🏽 that 👏🏽 & it Katamari roll’d into this maximalist monstrosity. Calling it “Creepy. Caffeinated.” Ever took a biopsy of brain cells, this would be what you saw in the microscope. 👀 Just for fun, hoping my mom puts it on the fridge.🎨👨🏽🎨 #PhriqueArt #horror
A wild phrique spawn will be appearing in Williamsburg soon! Plz don’t alert the townspeople, I want it to be a surprise. 🖤 #scaresthatcare #authorcon
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A wild phrique spawn will be appearing in Williamsburg soon! Plz don’t alert the townspeople, I want it to be a surprise. 🖤 #scaresthatcare #authorcon