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That all looks amazing!
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have a terrible suspicion that this is pretty close to how it will play out.
a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
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December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I always think of the Moonwalker poster, but I spent a lot of time in video rental stores in the 80s
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
BTFD
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oops all nuts!
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Humble brag about not having a womp rat problem
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Haints on a Plane
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big League Chew....it's right there for the taking
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nothing better than finding sheds on a hike...hey wait a second
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Minnesota nice cream
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Somebody might need the phone more than you.
September 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Based on the way they played today, I get the feeling that one game lead may be insurmountable.
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In case you need a test case:
Given I am a loser
When I wear the ai pendant
Then people will laugh at me to my face
May 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Maybe we get flexed out of the two december games and it's only 0-4. 🤞
May 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Ascent, Rome Open City and the My Brilliant Friend TV show
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I am pretty sure this is just the plot to Doom, without Space Marines.
May 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sorry man, can you use canned instead?
May 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
4
April 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So who is Grant's comp in Street Fighter 2, E. Honda or Zangief?
April 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You can have my Fage 5% when you take it from my cold, dead hands!
April 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
April 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I just had flashbacks of Krieg getting sacked 7 times, escaping an 8th, and throwing a touchdown to Paul Skansi.
April 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When you want to be a pizza collector but only buy digital pizza.
April 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM