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SPLATTER
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screenshot of the Danger High Voltage music video. The singer Dick Valentine sits by a fireplace in a nice suit. He has a very large glowing bulge in his crotch as he sings the line "High Voltage"
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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maggot time
Photograph of a mackerel tabby laying on her side, looking up at the camera. The background is a pink carpet
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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seeing a lot of this on the TL, I swear to god some of y'all are allergic to winning
@tormny_pickeals Zohran was a fine candidate but it's politics we're a bit iffy Would have been way better if at the end the Zohran turned to the camera and said "I'm a communist now" and then specified he's the exact kind of communist I am
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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~Oops, all Fairy~
Screenshot from the pokemon quiz, all the results are fairy type
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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look how happy my boy is
Crop of Raichu from OP's image, also there is a Merrill in the picture
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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ever see the sorcerer from 3rd edition D&D? all belts
Art of the sorcerer from D&D, a humanoid with tattoos on their naked chest, conjuring a green ball of flame in one hand and holding a spear in the other. Their clothing seems to be made almost entirely of belts
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Splatter should have a thagomizer
Drawing of a thagomizer, the spikey tail end of a dinosaur. Below is a full picture of the dinosaur, a stegosaurus
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Screenshot of text. Background text is blurred, non-bluered text reads Session 1 of Bardliest Bards Rebirth 1.1.1 You Can (Not) ReBard
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Finally beat Balatro
Balatro stats screen showing 100% completion Screenshot of Balatro win screen. At the top is a banner that says "Achievement Unlocked" and to the right is the achievement "Completionist ++"
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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watching How It's Made
A man holds down a piece of rubber with two brass valves sticking out An up close of one of the brass valves The two valves, touching
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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plant updates: the weed plant had weed, the watermelon is the size of a football (american)
photograph of a marijuana plant with marijuana flowers growing on it Photograph of a watermelon on a vine. The watermelon is the size of a football
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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FINALLY gold stickered the banana

so so close to C++
September 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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the gang's all here
several pins against a black denim background. From left to right: the kawaii guillotine, a small button of a skull headed person, a Lucario pin, a white wolf pup pin with a sun on it's chest, and a purple wolf pup pin with a moon on it's chest
August 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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It now lives next to The boy
Photograph of the kawaii guillotine pin next to a Lucario pin. The background is black denim
August 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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oh my god this pin is incredible
August 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Treachery of images but the text says Here Comes Mr. pipe Treachery of Images but the text says pipen't Now that's what I call une pipe Treachery of images but the text is OwO Ç'est quoi?
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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😬
Screenshot of text from article "By July of 2023, Cleveland and McGuire's absence at Unknown Worlds had begun to impact the Subnautica 2 development team. The development director at Unknown Worlds told Gill that 'folks think ... Max and Charlie are checked out as studio heads and are confused as to why.' In reality, Cleveland had abandoned videogames to pursue filmmaking, a process he documented publicly on his website and on social media. "For his part, McGuire started 'working on initiatives that fall outside of [the company's] main development activities,' stating that his priority was to 'try something that feels personally meaningful to me.' Gill remained as Unknown Worlds' president and CEO. But without the original creators, Subnautica 2 suffered serial developmental delays under his watch."
August 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I'm glad you asked
Three different concept images of the US flag with 51 stars. The top flag looks mostly like the current flag, the middle flag has the stars arranged in a long hexagon, and the bottom flag has the stars arranged in a circle
August 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Bridal Veil stinkhorn?
Photograph of a bridal veil stinkhorn mushroom, a white stemmed mushroom with a small brown top that has a webbing like structure extending from it, somewhat resembling a bridal veil
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I love it
Now that's what I call une pipe
August 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I bet it tastes like the omega mart static slurpee
a man pours a frozen drink made of static for a child in a grocery store
July 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I cried a lot, and felt emotions that I'd thought I'd forgotten Splatter
July 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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camping but the neighbors brought a fucking floodlight and a generator rip to a cozy night by the fire
Photograph of a campsite at night. There is a super bright floodlight being blocked by a tree in the foreground, the light makes the ground look like daytime Photograph of the same place, except the floodlight isn't blocked and it's shining like the sun
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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It's right there in the original post
June 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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guess who fainted when they stood up?

(it was me)
Photograph of a deck wall. One of the planks has been smashed out by my head, the plank next to it is also bent out of place
June 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM