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Spooks
@splatster.bsky.social
Just trying to be that person who people think is cool but nobody really knows who they are.

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My grandma was one of those women who believed her place was to be a servant to her lord and master of a husband and my grandfather himself often said that women getting the vote was a terrible thing.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Because you spend a long time running around maze like levels that have no clear direction?
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I see people in the comments falling for the parody Nintendo account again
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Surprised he didn't mention Paddington Bear being sent back to Peru
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
You'll get to experience football chat since you are now in Europe when the world cup/euros rolls around
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Serious shit is a less official term for his colon cancer
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well it's splitting hairs, just like petting and patting a cat are two different states with the same end result
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Active resistance against Americanisation of all holidays, probably
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Jesus D Christ
October 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
also Pat's canadian, he doesn't live in the US
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This will be all of us in the future, spending an eternity advertising [product]
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Can't believe Boris Johnson was the lesser evil next to the plastic golem who's running things right now
September 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM