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splashtheorca.bsky.social
Splash
@splashtheorca.bsky.social
**NSFW** Furry, Gay 18+ Content with a hot dash of Car Stuff

I'm 'Splash', a PNW Were-Orca
Lovingly wrapped in the tail of @bluedude.bsky.social

Beep Beep, Bwee! @w@!
Aquatic creatures should all be zonked, that's just nautical law
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I got one hand in a bag of popcorn and the other on my dick
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Your permazonk section is based as fuck
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
LMAO WHY EVEN ASK? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Follow your dreams, categorize them one by one.

SHOW US YOUR TIER
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was specifically talking about not liking characters because they're from a megacorp. I didn't even use the word benefit, you're taking a lot more meaning that what I'm saying.

End of the day people are allowed to create and sell what they want, not what you want.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Omg what a sweet baby
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The problem there is that there was still real artists spending hours conceptualizing and designing for the one final finished character, just because they work for a corporation doesn't mean their own hard work should be ignored.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
MORE WESLEY AND BRADLEY? HOLY FUCK YES!
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
...all my radio is playing is static air, I don't.... oh wait there it is I'm fully tuned in for my programming.

... what do you mean you still hear static? Na bro, listen real close, relax those ears, you need to feel the bass in you, thudding each beat of your march of obedience.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Well fuck, I already love PAWS. This is just enhancing my...wait what do you mean I thought paws were weird yesterday? No, bro, I've loved paws all my life. I want yours on my face right now. What do you mean I'm crazy for throwing away my career to be a perma-pawrest? This is what they want for me!
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dragon Khan @ Portadventura, Spain
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Heckin bwee yeah! Mistakes happen, yeah. They suck, but it's good education on how to treat our friends *even better*! :)
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
BWEE YEAH! Thanks for helping lift me back up too! *hugs*

I'm fucking awesome and I try to make sure my friends feel the same way. If someone doesn't want my bwee-ass awesome in their life, well that's their decision, but they're missing out!
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As someone who has been orb'd themselves, I fully support the orbing of all friends

🎨: @goatuna.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
WOOOOOOO BUTLER HYPNO

PEAK
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It's the screams of BWEEEEEEEEEE
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM