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I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at.

All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right?
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle.

And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile.

MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk

Very pleased with the result 😊
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025
August 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.
July 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...
July 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.
July 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
From Zuckbook 😂
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Perfect.

#GTF
July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Head, shoulders, knees , Nettos #BargainRhymes
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Because he'll be Pope?
May 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Afternoon delight....
April 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*
March 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"
March 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
👀 'Crack teams'..... in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Crack teams' in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting
The health secretary says the government is
www.bbc.co.uk
March 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from.
March 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Always be wary before plunging your hand into a bucket of sharps.
Feb 1955: Toffee ad from Sharps
February 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
That guy who ran the length of Africa is now planning to run the length of New Zealand.

Africa I get but I'd have thought the bus service would be better in New Zealand.
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I've lost interest in Traitors now Marianne Faithful has gone.
February 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Don't wipe your arse on sandpaper.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Photos of supermarket tray bake lasagna, served up successfully, looking like the picture on the box, not like frog vomit...

A thread...
January 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM