I quaffed so much that I became snockered.

She did go to the Citadel... right??

I just threw up in my mouth.

I prefer the poetic pleasantries of pancakes. But it’s hard to resist the siren’s call to breakfast treats.

I'll try and squeeze it in.

I once got snockered and then a williwaw pushed me right into a thunderplump.

Yep! Gregor the Overlander.

Gregor!! Love the series!

Guarantee he tried to pull his weight to get out of it. Proud of the officer that stood their ground.

oh nvm... they don't even get to that part.

I'm just excited they can spell. Er.. acronymize?

Ok... you got me on that one bud! Can't wait to hear my kids groan when I tell it.

Want to squeeeeze!

Also, they scare the bejesus out of other birds going SQUAAAAAAAAAAA

Tip: find a smaller bridge in a more remote location. One with a lot of nice shade and comfy rocks. Added bonus of being near a wealthy subdivision.

Hahah... "oops, I missed AGAIN!"

It's challenging to reason with the religious right when they are anchored by deal-breaker issues like abortion or influenced by church indoctrination to lean conservative. It’s mind-boggling that someone could support a misogynistic, racist, narcissistic individual in the name of "faith."