Sergeant Morris - 🏳️🌈/kink+ security officer 💂♂️⚕
@spitmcr.bsky.social
Manchester's legendary gay, alternative and kink-friendly doorman and medic. Overdressed, underpaid, and keeping everyone on the scene safe. All hail the hat!
I used to hate this particular version of my uniform, and now it is slowly becoming my favourite. "Wear it until you love it" 😱😵💫😈
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I used to hate this particular version of my uniform, and now it is slowly becoming my favourite. "Wear it until you love it" 😱😵💫😈
So... Locktober finished but the conditioning didn't. And I now find I can't stop wearing the uniform and feel awkward if I am not wearing a tie. And the more I wear it as my normal clothes out and about, the worse this addiction is going to get. 😈
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So... Locktober finished but the conditioning didn't. And I now find I can't stop wearing the uniform and feel awkward if I am not wearing a tie. And the more I wear it as my normal clothes out and about, the worse this addiction is going to get. 😈
My friend @PUPNEUTRON died :(
I wrote some software today to make a nice picture of him out of all the photos I could find online.
I had to put in some duplicates to get enough, but I don't think he'd mind.
I wrote some software today to make a nice picture of him out of all the photos I could find online.
I had to put in some duplicates to get enough, but I don't think he'd mind.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My friend @PUPNEUTRON died :(
I wrote some software today to make a nice picture of him out of all the photos I could find online.
I had to put in some duplicates to get enough, but I don't think he'd mind.
I wrote some software today to make a nice picture of him out of all the photos I could find online.
I had to put in some duplicates to get enough, but I don't think he'd mind.
6 more days in Locktober. The supermarkets are starting to get used to having a random security officer doing his shopping. Or perhaps they don't care and I'm just used to it now.
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
6 more days in Locktober. The supermarkets are starting to get used to having a random security officer doing his shopping. Or perhaps they don't care and I'm just used to it now.
Day 20 locked in uniform. At no point in October have I not been wearing a tie. Feels completely normal to go about my life with it on by this point. 👔
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Day 20 locked in uniform. At no point in October have I not been wearing a tie. Feels completely normal to go about my life with it on by this point. 👔
Full @ClubAlert uniform today in anticipation of having to wear it working there tonight. Shirt, tie, epaulettes, name badge, lanyard, all heavily branded 😈
October 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Full @ClubAlert uniform today in anticipation of having to wear it working there tonight. Shirt, tie, epaulettes, name badge, lanyard, all heavily branded 😈
Another day spent locked in uniform. So far not heard anyone on here complain 😈
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Another day spent locked in uniform. So far not heard anyone on here complain 😈
Completed my first week of being locked in uniform for Locktober. Been in one form or another for 7 days non-stop. Dentist. Shopping. Work meetings. Socialising. The only times I haven't had a tie clipped to my throat has been when sleeping and showering. Thank you @cuffedlad.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Completed my first week of being locked in uniform for Locktober. Been in one form or another for 7 days non-stop. Dentist. Shopping. Work meetings. Socialising. The only times I haven't had a tie clipped to my throat has been when sleeping and showering. Thank you @cuffedlad.bsky.social
I've always been a total junkie for branding, and I try to ensure my vest badges match events I work at. But I do sometimes hunger for back when I used to go even further and wear full branded tie and epaulettes too at @club-alert.com
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I've always been a total junkie for branding, and I try to ensure my vest badges match events I work at. But I do sometimes hunger for back when I used to go even further and wear full branded tie and epaulettes too at @club-alert.com
Today's mandatory uniform: grey and navy. Makes for a striking if slightly pathetic look.
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Today's mandatory uniform: grey and navy. Makes for a striking if slightly pathetic look.
A long day spent on public transport between Manchester and London, locked in full uniform for no other reason than @cuffedlad.bsky.social said I had to.
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A long day spent on public transport between Manchester and London, locked in full uniform for no other reason than @cuffedlad.bsky.social said I had to.
Got to travel down to London on the train today.
"Please may I wear a civvy shirt and tie instead Sir?"
"Uniform stays on Morris."
I love having a dom push my buttons and my limits.
"Please may I wear a civvy shirt and tie instead Sir?"
"Uniform stays on Morris."
I love having a dom push my buttons and my limits.
October 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Got to travel down to London on the train today.
"Please may I wear a civvy shirt and tie instead Sir?"
"Uniform stays on Morris."
I love having a dom push my buttons and my limits.
"Please may I wear a civvy shirt and tie instead Sir?"
"Uniform stays on Morris."
I love having a dom push my buttons and my limits.
Bit of an 80s SECURITY GUARD feel to today's mandatory UNIFORM.
October 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Bit of an 80s SECURITY GUARD feel to today's mandatory UNIFORM.
Today's mandatory UNIFORM has a horrendous PSCO look to it 🫡
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Today's mandatory UNIFORM has a horrendous PSCO look to it 🫡
Got a random message from @cuffedlad.bsky.social this morning. Now i find that i am locked for the whole of something called Locktober, and also stuck wearing this uniform for that entire time too. Not entirely sure how this happened.
#waitwhatjusthappened #trapped #control
#waitwhatjusthappened #trapped #control
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Got a random message from @cuffedlad.bsky.social this morning. Now i find that i am locked for the whole of something called Locktober, and also stuck wearing this uniform for that entire time too. Not entirely sure how this happened.
#waitwhatjusthappened #trapped #control
#waitwhatjusthappened #trapped #control
Bored 🙄
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Bored 🙄
I have an expensive new A2 photo printer.
If anyone local to me has any high quality photos from shoots that would be... awkward 😏... getting a shop to print big I'm happy to print pretty much anything providing it isn't illegal.
Not looking at profit, just covering the costs.
If anyone local to me has any high quality photos from shoots that would be... awkward 😏... getting a shop to print big I'm happy to print pretty much anything providing it isn't illegal.
Not looking at profit, just covering the costs.
July 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have an expensive new A2 photo printer.
If anyone local to me has any high quality photos from shoots that would be... awkward 😏... getting a shop to print big I'm happy to print pretty much anything providing it isn't illegal.
Not looking at profit, just covering the costs.
If anyone local to me has any high quality photos from shoots that would be... awkward 😏... getting a shop to print big I'm happy to print pretty much anything providing it isn't illegal.
Not looking at profit, just covering the costs.
"Please Sir, it's the hottest day of the year. Can i lose the tie today?"
"Absolutely not Morris. You already have the luxury of a short sleeved shirt. The tie and peaked cap MUST be worn at all times!"
#obedience #control #uniform #whatiwant
"Absolutely not Morris. You already have the luxury of a short sleeved shirt. The tie and peaked cap MUST be worn at all times!"
#obedience #control #uniform #whatiwant
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Please Sir, it's the hottest day of the year. Can i lose the tie today?"
"Absolutely not Morris. You already have the luxury of a short sleeved shirt. The tie and peaked cap MUST be worn at all times!"
#obedience #control #uniform #whatiwant
"Absolutely not Morris. You already have the luxury of a short sleeved shirt. The tie and peaked cap MUST be worn at all times!"
#obedience #control #uniform #whatiwant
Spent the last weekend working at @griffishisles.bsky.social in Manchester. Always a pleasure to be invited to do the security for it and wear my uniform with pride. Don't I look smart!
May 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Spent the last weekend working at @griffishisles.bsky.social in Manchester. Always a pleasure to be invited to do the security for it and wear my uniform with pride. Don't I look smart!
Spend a few spare moments tonight messing around with photo camera shots.
November 19, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Spend a few spare moments tonight messing around with photo camera shots.